Alexis Sánchez - Barcelona - ST (10 Viewers)

Sanchez or Pastore?

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Carlos Primera

Il Vecchio Signore
Mar 29, 2009
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Another SS midget forward?

One season wonder Sanchez has been ruined by Barça. Totally devoid of confidence, emasculated, Neutred, castrated.................. However you want to put it, this guy has no BALLS.

Caceres, Vidal, Chiellini, Tevez, Giacherrini, Gigi, Barzagli, Bonucci, Pogba, Asamoah even Marchisio, when he's in the mood, have tanks full of testicular fortitude. They play like they've got rock melons hanging between their legs. Sanchez plays like he's got 1 1/2 shriveled up sun maid raisins in his.

He should apply for a position as Arturo's laundry woman in Santiago, then maybe some of Vidals courage rubs on to him while he's washing Arturo's used jock strap.
 

IrishZebra

Western Imperialist
Jun 18, 2006
23,327
Another SS midget forward?

One season wonder Sanchez has been ruined by Barça. Totally devoid of confidence, emasculated, Neutred, castrated.................. However you want to put it, this guy has no BALLS.

Caceres, Vidal, Chiellini, Tevez, Giacherrini, Gigi, Barzagli, Bonucci, Pogba, Asamoah even Marchisio, when he's in the mood, have tanks full of testicular fortitude. They play like they've got rock melons hanging between their legs. Sanchez plays like he's got 1 1/2 shriveled up sun maid raisins in his.

He should apply for a position as Arturo's laundry woman in Santiago, then maybe some of Vidals courage rubs on to him while he's washing Arturo's used jock strap.
I'm calling this lad as a closet case right here, right now.
 

Roman

-'Tuz Fantasy Master-
Apr 19, 2003
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Why would Barca let him go after selling Villa already?

Messi,Neymar,Sanchez,Pedro,Tello.

I doubt they want to stay with 4 forwards.
 
Jul 13, 2010
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Why would Barca let him go after selling Villa already?

Messi,Neymar,Sanchez,Pedro,Tello.

I doubt they want to stay with 4 forwards.
with messi playing in all the possible games and neymar doing the same (he will, obviously), and considering pedro and tello being from barca's academy they wont go anywhere. But I'm not so sure about Sanchez, he might not feel very comfortable at all. Plus, they are all five small fucks, who have simillar abilities but at a different level
 

dann10

Ho visto Del Piero
Aug 26, 2008
4,409
With messi getting better and better, neymar impressing at the confeds, tello impressing with spain, and pedro being a regular already, Sanchez will barely play this season.
 

Bianconero81

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Jan 26, 2009
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Sanchez would be plausible. He's unlikely to cost more than 20-22m max. Right Markus? Also, we'd either sell both Quag and Matri and bring him in to line up like Llorente, Tevez, Vucinic, Gio, Sanchez (especially since Tevez can play SS and cf) or sell Vucicnic and one of Quag/Matri to line up like Tevez, Llorente, Sancez, Giovinco, Quag. Prefer the second option.

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@Mark, aren't Barca also more likely to sellr? But I think a lot would depend on their new coach.
:yao: No surprises there :D Would rather sell Vucininc and keep Quag :howler:
 
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