Alessandro Matri (81 Viewers)

[AFL_ITALIA]

We have a winner . Her right breast appears to be higher than her left one, I'll go adjust them for her.

 

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[Hust]

pfft pushups. fuck that

 

[ALC]

i'd push it up.

 

[Gerd]

i'd push it up.

I'd push it in

 

[Trequartista]

pfft pushups. fuck that

They are called fake tits.

She's still insanely hot, though.

 

[ALC]

I'd push it in

that too

 

[Hust]

They are called fake tits.

She's still insanely hot, though.

fake or not, still has a push up.

would not do.

 

[Goodfella]

fake or not, still has a push up.

would not do.

Wait for the gay comments now.

 

[Hust]

...

 

[Trequartista]

fake or not, still has a push up.

would not do.

Pointy elbows and so on?

 

[ALC]

fake or not, still has a push up.

would not do.

if you're gay, it's ok.

 

[Hust]

if you're gay, it's ok.

you just rhymed and by default that means ur gay

Congrats.

 

[Jem83]

you just rhymed and by default that means ur gay

Congrats.

all rappers are gay?

 

[ALC]

you just rhymed and by default that means ur gay

Congrats.

i didn't rhyme, ain't got the time.

 

[Hust]

stop being gay, be yo-self ok?

 

[ALC]

this all in yo mind, i'm bout to go grind
some coffee, and then eat some toffee
it's gon' be a good night, and then i'll drink some sprite

 

[Hust]

yo dawg you off-topic, stop drop pop drop-it,
forza matri in this thread, slap a 2-point infraction on your head,
haters gonna hate, matri couldn't bag goalieless PK,
point to the spot, wind-up Pirloesque miss on the trot,
sell come winter mercato, first bid that comes here comes edin dzeko

 

[ALC]

nice, until the last line

 

[Hust]

 

[Jem83]

yo dawg you off-topic, stop drop pop drop-it,
forza matri in this thread, slap a 2-point infraction on your head,
haters gonna hate, matri couldn't bag goalieless PK,
point to the spot, wind-up Pirloesque miss on the trot,
sell come winter mercato, first bid that comes here comes edin dzeko

fuck you child, go eat some candy!
no one talks like that about il dandy
He will instill "il fermo" in Palermo, tomorrow
Zamparini will die of sorrow
In yo face when his brace is a fact
It's Matri's time to shine, bitch. Believe dat!