Alessandro Matri (53 Viewers)

[Quetzalcoatl]

What would you give her out of 10?



I know I'd give her 1. :eyebrows:

I don't get the "1"

I don't know. If i had to rate her with "real life" girls, then 9.5

Rating these unrealistic girls are hard.

 

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[The Curr]

You know, "I'd give her one".

It was a terrible joke, but I didn't think it was hard to understand.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Oh, well I didn't think of it because I'd giver her more than one?

 

[X Æ A-12]

With the additions of Bonucci, Aquilani, and Matri Marotta has certainly improved the "scenery" around here.

 

[The Curr]

Oh, well I didn't think of it because I'd giver her more than one?

Let's just pretend this never happened.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

It's okay, Cur. I won't tell.

 

[X Æ A-12]

I will.

 

[The Curr]

I will.

I hate you.

 

[X Æ A-12]

Now I'm going to tell two people.

 

[Linebreak]

How so?

He just doesn't seem to have those slick DP type ball skills or the Benzema speed and power but who cares, he slots them in!

 

[X Æ A-12]

So he's not as good as the best player in Juventus history? What a shame.

 

[Linebreak]

So he's not as good as the best player in Juventus history? What a shame.

Sorry captain literal - slick ball skills, DP or anyone else.

 

[ALC]

Well done? I think she did really well. Not only did she get a rich and famous footballer, but on top of all that, he looks like a model. If anything, she did well.

I agree with Suns here. You guys are putting the pussy on a pedestal.



















But she's so fucking hot.

 

[X Æ A-12]

No and you are using that phrase incorrectly. Saying a it's really really hot is not putting it on a pedestal.

 

[ALC]

No and you are using that phrase incorrectly. Saying a it's really really hot is not putting it on a pedestal.

Just fucking around, I really like that quote. Matri is definitely the one shooting above his level here.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

No way. How much higher can a girl get than Matri?

 

[ALC]

No way. How much higher can a girl get than Matri?

Trezeguet.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Well, that's one man. For every Matri, there are 100 hot girls like that.

 

[X Æ A-12]

No way. How much higher can a girl get than Matri?

Sorensen is half a foot taller.

 

[suligodsilla]

:dielaugh: Hell yeah...

hahahahhahaa

did you know that the guy in the background is tong po?