Alessandro Matri (81 Viewers)

[Dostoevsky]

He means the girl, Matri already has a fit girlfriend and could cheat with any other fit girl, but he picked one who isn't really that pretty.

Which one?

 

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[JuveJay]

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=e...urce=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=5v4sUJyfKdCR0QXF64HQDA

 

[Salvo]

When you look good (not so important) and when you're rich you can basically do anything you want. You can jump from one girl to another, no matter how good she looks, until you decide to settle down. But they will always chase you and you get to pick. It's all about the power and manipulation.

 

[Salvatore]

Its the lens.

Nah, Matri always looks stunning. It must be her, orange you glad I pointed this out.

 

[GarfielD]

Hold on, hold on... he cheated on Federica???

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

With an unattractive specimen like that? Anyway, his eyes were open; he didn't really enjoy it. At least, that's what he should've told Fede.

 

[Lion]

It always cracks me up when blokes with fine girls still can't resist chewing a bit of mutton on the side.

Hold on, hold on... he cheated on Federica???

for every hot girl out there, there is a guy tired of dealing with her crap

 

[Suns]

Man, Matri cheated on Federica for this? Dude himself is even prettier.

 

[Hydde]

wow matri no comments

edit: ok to be fair , she is a beatiful GROWN UP woman.... and i can bet that she was hot when younger... but matri come on....

 

[Klin]

What a bunch of girls in here.

 

[ALC]

He just wanted to get his popsicle wet. No biggie and it seems like Federica has forgiven him.

 

[Hust]

Sell.

We don't need any cheaters at Juventus.

 

[ALC]

Sell.

We don't need any cheaters at Juventus.

So you're telling me you wouldn't take any of the following players?

"Juventus and Italy striker Alessandro Matri joins the long list of cheating footballers Mario Balotelli, Cristiano Ronaldo, Ryan Giggs, Peter Crouch, Wayne Rooney, John Terry, Ashley Cole, Francesco Totti... The never-ending list just got longer..."

Weren't you jerking off to Balotelli before?

 

[Suns]

So you're telling me you wouldn't take any of the following players?

"Juventus and Italy striker Alessandro Matri joins the long list of cheating footballers Mario Balotelli, Cristiano Ronaldo, Ryan Giggs, Peter Crouch, Wayne Rooney, John Terry, Ashley Cole, Francesco Totti... The never-ending list just got longer..."

Weren't you jerking off to Balotelli before?

Whenever I hear his name I can't understand how he cheated on Cheryl Cole. Why would you cheat on Cheryl Cole!!?

 

[Hust]

So you're telling me you wouldn't take any of the following players?

"Juventus and Italy striker Alessandro Matri joins the long list of cheating footballers Mario Balotelli, Cristiano Ronaldo, Ryan Giggs, Peter Crouch, Wayne Rooney, John Terry, Ashley Cole, Francesco Totti... The never-ending list just got longer..."

Weren't you jerking off to Balotelli before?

Breaking news:

Reporter: This is Hustini live from the Matri thread. ALC...Hi, how are you? One question. How does it feel to be Husted? Any thoughts?

ALC:...

 

[ALC]

Whenever I hear his name I can't understand how he cheated on Cheryl Cole. Why would you cheat on Cheryl Cole!!?

Lion said it before.

Breaking news:

Reporter: This is Hustini live from the Matri thread. ALC...Hi, how are you? One question. How does it feel to be Husted? Any thoughts?

ALC:...

Is that going to be your reply whenever you don't have anything to say now?

 

[Hust]

Lion said it before.



Is that going to be your reply whenever you don't have anything to say now?

The point was genius, I was kidding about selling him. Evidently you took it serious.

Calm down tiger.

 

[ALC]

Just playing along sweetie.

 

[Klin]

Cameron just told me via email that he would prefer sniffing Matri's ass than Federica's. If you don't believe me, just look at this:

Received from: [email protected]
At: 21:31
Content: Federica is fugly looking. I would prefer sniffing Matri's ass than her's. I'm not husting you.

Regards,
Your #1 fanboy,
Cum'ron

 

[Lion]

Sell.

We don't need any cheaters at Juventus.

inb4 FIGC find a way to take Matri to sporting trial