Well I can't say he's shit because he does have a good goal-scoring record, but other than his goals (even then, he misses too many easy chances), his play is horrible. Cack passing, turns more slowly than Snorlax, at times takes very long to release the ball from his feet, first touch like stinging nettle.
... But he's scoring goals, so I won't complain about him yet.
And I've grown bored of Federica.
@ Husjinxi - Sorensen thread now.