1.) Sleep will pillow on plane to avoid head trauma. (passed)
2.) Arrive safely in Italy unscathed by air travel. (passed)
3.) Arrive at JHQ with seatbelt on. (passed)
4.) Don't wave at anyone to avoid muscle over-use. (passed)
5.) Stand on one foot for 3 seconds for bone strength (passed)
6.) Successfully complete 3 passes with each foot on FIFA 10. (passed)
7.) Hold Juve shirt for photo-ops with camera flashes for brain function (passed)
8.) Avoid slippery/wet surfaces in hallways (passed)
9.) Use a pen with a rubber grip for safety when signing contract (passed)
10.) Successfully suit up for first training session (????)
