Face it, kiddo, we are rich, important, famous and popular, we get a slap on a hand when poorer and insignificant clubs get a ban for European tournaments, its how the things work in this world, not just in football. Its pretty much like if our club is a drunk driver and it runs over a homo or a hooker, the police, who are UEFA in this scenario, would help us hide the body and slap us with a "severe" DUI instead of a murder and take our license for several months, no jail time...