If Donald Trump becomes the next US president that will be the greatest example of why the American dream is available only to those using heavy drugs. Internationally there would be few clowns better than him at their respective jobs. The current bulgarian president, ukraina's bald nazi and Kim Jong-Un are the competition, yet most of them are either puppets or have a job much less important internationally.
...On the other hand a Trump Tower is exactly what they need in Crimea! Or at least another legitimate symbol of Trump-ed liberty.
And those jihadists attacking everyone but the jews, must be whipped into shape, shaven and made more presentable to the world. Refined haircut will go a long way.
