Allegrisaurus playing dinoball, our big midfield signing a washed up and perennially injured Pogba, dead possum Alex Sandro the starting LB, clueless Kean stinking up LW, Vlahovic falling over everytime someone breathes on him, Dybala and Kulusevski on world class form elsewhere, Ramsey scoring and Parepiss and Milenkovic on the horizon
This is going to be a fun season.