A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle (1 Viewer)

[Maher]

A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.
Robert Stewart, 51, admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm

 

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[Firestarter]

Madness.

 

[Red]

I bet he gave those tyres a good pumping.

 

[Maher]

I bet he gave those tyres a good pumping.

 

[Salvatore]

that is very disturbing.

 

[Gill_juve]

this guy got like 6 years for that, fucking hell.

 

[swag]

this guy got like 6 years for that, fucking hell.

And to think that was a sentence for an inanimate object, while some sexual assaults of actual people have gotten less.

There is no justice.

 

[Salvatore]

crazy stories are awesome.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/11/12/wtree112.xml



TREE MAN!

 

[swag]

crazy stories are awesome.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/11/12/wtree112.xml



TREE MAN!

Man, that is WHACK.

I'm reminded of The Wizard of Oz: "How would you like people picking apples off of you!"

 

[.zero]

awesome

 

[Eddy]

Man, that is WHACK.

I'm reminded of The Wizard of Oz: "How would you like people picking apples off of you!"

Something scares the shit out of me from that movie..I never got to watch it nor read about it when I was growing up.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Is this guy me?

 

[Enron]

Probably.

 

[Lion]

Is this guy me?

I thought you only did motor bikes? why are you so desperate as to go for a bicycle now?

shame on you for lowering your standards

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I lower my standards to shoes....you think I'm turned off by a bike?

Cummon, man.....grow up.

 

[Lion]

 

[Morra10]

you can get arressted for fucking your bike? That's retarded.......

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Fuck, dude....you can get arrested for fucking yourself....if it's in public, or you are Islamic.

 

[Morra10]

but the article said he was fucking his bike at home, didn't it?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

i didn't read the whole thing.....but that makes no sense if that was the case