¿Hablas Español? (38 Viewers)

Status
Not open for further replies.

Jessica

Senior Member
Aug 10, 2003
5,192
ir a los roques es horrible por esa avioneta en la que se va uno me acuerdo que el año antepasado cuando fui la avioneta en la que fuimos para alla era que si de 12 personas y en la que vinimos solo que si 7!!!!!

y yo iba en el ultimo puesto y olia a gasolinaaaaaaaaa jajajaja
yo decia VA A EXPLOTAR

y el "aeropuerto" de alla es pequeñisimo en verdad no es aeropuerto no se como le llamaran porque no tiene ni torre de control creo jajajaja

tu has ido pa alla?
 

Buy on AliExpress.com

Dragon

Senior Member
Apr 24, 2003
27,407
++ [ originally posted by Jessica ] ++
ir a los roques es horrible por esa avioneta en la que se va uno me acuerdo que el año antepasado cuando fui la avioneta en la que fuimos para alla era que si de 12 personas y en la que vinimos solo que si 7!!!!!

y yo iba en el ultimo puesto y olia a gasolinaaaaaaaaa jajajaja
yo decia VA A EXPLOTAR

y el "aeropuerto" de alla es pequeñisimo en verdad no es aeropuerto no se como le llamaran porque no tiene ni torre de control creo jajajaja

tu has ido pa alla?
fui hace tiempo pero en un avion comercial... pero hace como un año fui pa la isla de coche saliendod esde el aeropuerto de caracas que hay deeemasiadas montañas es horrible

los roques es espectacular
 

Jessica

Senior Member
Aug 10, 2003
5,192
yo te invitaria pero mi mama tiene preferencias por las novias de mi hermano jajajajaja

a mi cuando estoy aburrida me da por comer es horrible ahorita quiero comer pero nooooo voy a comer nada!! jajajaja tengo que proponerme
 

Dragon

Senior Member
Apr 24, 2003
27,407
MAÑANA EMPIEZO UNA DIETA QUE SOLO HAGO EN CASOS EXTREMOS

REBAJAS DEMASIAOD YO NUNCA LA TERMINO PORQUE NO AGUANTO

Sacred Heart Medical Diet
This 7-day eating plan can be used as often as you like. If correctly followed, it will clean out your system of impurities and give you a feeling of well-being. After only 7 days of this process, you will begin to feel lighter by at least 10 pounds and possibly 17 pounds, and experience an abundance of energy.
SOUP:

1 or 2 cans of stewed tomatoes
3 plus large green onions
1 large can of beef broth (no fat)
1 pkg. Lipton Soup mix (chicken noodle)
1 bunch of celery
2 cans green beans
2 lbs. Carrots
2 Green Peppers

Season with salt, pepper curry, parsley, if desired, or bouillon, hot or Worcestershire sauce. Cut veggies in small to medium pieces. Cover with water. Boil fast for 10 minutes. Reduce to simmer and continue to cook until veggies are tender.

This soup can be eaten anytime you are hungry during the week. Eat as much as you want, whenever you want. This soup will not add calories. The more you eat, the more you will lose. You may want to fill a thermos in the morning if you will be away during the day.

DRINKS:
Unsweetened juices
Tea (also herbal)
Coffee
Cranberry juice
Skim milk
Water, water, water

DAY ONE
Any fruit (except bananas). Cantaloupes and watermelon are lower in calories than most other fruits. Eat only soup and fruit today.

DAY TWO
All vegetables. Eat until you are stuffed with fresh raw, cooked or canned veggies. Try to eat green leafy veggies and stay away from dry beans, peas or corn. Eat veggies along with the soup. At dinnertime tonight reward yourself with a big baked potato and butter. Don't eat any fruits through today.

DAY THREE
Eat all the soup, fruit and veggies you want. Do not have a baked potato. If you have eaten as above for three days and not cheated, you should find that you have lost 5-7 pounds.

DAY FOUR
Bananas and skim milk: Eat at least 3 bananas and drink as much milk as you can today, along with the soup. Bananas are high in calories and carbohydrates, as is the milk but on this particular day, your body will need the potassium and carbs. Proteins and calcium to lessen the cravings for sweets.

DAY FIVE
Beef and tomatoes: you may have 10 to 20 ounces of beef and a can of tomatoes, or as many as 6 tomatoes on this day. Eat the soup at least once today.

DAY SIX
Beef and veggies, eat to your heart's content of the beef and veggies today. You can even have 2-3 steaks if you like with green leafy veggies but no baked potato. Be sure to eat the soup at least once today.

DAY SEVEN
Brown rice, unsweetened fruit juice and veggies, again, be sure to stuff yourself and eat the soup. You can add cooked veggies to your rice if you wish.

By the end of the 7th day, if you have not cheated on this diet, you should have lost 10 to 17 pounds. If you have lost more than 17 pounds, stay off the diet for two days before resuming the diet again.

This diet is fast. The secret lies within the principle that you will burn more calories than you take in. It will flush your system of impurities and give you a feeling of well-being. This diet does not lend itself to drinking any alcoholic beverages at any time. Because of the fat build-up in your system. Go off the diet at least 14 hours before any intake of alcohol.

Due to the variety of digestive systems in individuals, this diet will affect everyone differently. After day three, you will have more energy than when you began, if you do not cheat. After being on the diet for several days, you will find that your bowel movements have changed. Eat a cup of bran or fiber. Although you can have black coffee with this diet, you may find that you don't need caffeine after the third day.

The basic fat burning soup can be eaten anytime you feel hungry during the seven days. Eat as much as you wish. Remember the more you eat, the more you will lose. You can eat broiled, boiled or baked chicken instead of the beef. Absolutely no skin on the chicken. If you prefer, you can substitute broiled fish for the beef on only one of the beef days. You need the high protein in the beef for the other days.

Continue on the diet as long as you wish and feel the difference both mentally and physically.

DO NOT - DO NOT
No bread, alcohol, carbonated drinks (including diet drinks). Remember, absolutely no fried foods.

DO - DO - DO - DO
Drink plenty - at least 6 to 8 glasses - of water a day, as well as any combination of the following beverages: black coffee, unsweetened fruit drinks, cranberry juice and skim milk.

This diet comes from the Sacred Heart Memorial Hospital that is used for overweight heart patients in order to lose weight rapidly, usually prior to surgery.
 

Jessica

Senior Member
Aug 10, 2003
5,192
++ [ originally posted by fabiana ] ++


fui hace tiempo pero en un avion comercial... pero hace como un año fui pa la isla de coche saliendod esde el aeropuerto de caracas que hay deeemasiadas montañas es horrible

los roques es espectacular
es bellisimo!! pero esa avioneta es muy pequeña me da panico jajajaja

a mi no me gusta es cuando cualquier avion esta despegando es horrible la sensacionnnnn

yo no he ido a la isla de coche :(

ah no pero me acuerdo que cuando fuimos a los roques nos quedamos en una posada llamada coco no se que... pero la dueña de la posada era una francesa ahi que cocinaba espectacular!!! divinooooo nosotros desayunabamos alli y cenabamos te juro que yo no me queria venir solo para seguir comiendo su comido

DI-VI-NO eramos casi que los unicos huespedes ese momento pero llegaron como unos africanos o algo asi y nos arruinaron todo :( jajaja

la señora esa decia que se lo pasaba por todo el mundo para aprender a cocinar

yo quiero volver ahi!! ojala que este todavia
 

Jessica

Senior Member
Aug 10, 2003
5,192
++ [ originally posted by fabiana ] ++
MAÑANA EMPIEZO UNA DIETA QUE SOLO HAGO EN CASOS EXTREMOS

REBAJAS DEMASIAOD YO NUNCA LA TERMINO PORQUE NO AGUANTO

Sacred Heart Medical Diet
This 7-day eating plan can be used as often as you like. If correctly followed, it will clean out your system of impurities and give you a feeling of well-being. After only 7 days of this process, you will begin to feel lighter by at least 10 pounds and possibly 17 pounds, and experience an abundance of energy.
SOUP:

1 or 2 cans of stewed tomatoes
3 plus large green onions
1 large can of beef broth (no fat)
1 pkg. Lipton Soup mix (chicken noodle)
1 bunch of celery
2 cans green beans
2 lbs. Carrots
2 Green Peppers

Season with salt, pepper curry, parsley, if desired, or bouillon, hot or Worcestershire sauce. Cut veggies in small to medium pieces. Cover with water. Boil fast for 10 minutes. Reduce to simmer and continue to cook until veggies are tender.

This soup can be eaten anytime you are hungry during the week. Eat as much as you want, whenever you want. This soup will not add calories. The more you eat, the more you will lose. You may want to fill a thermos in the morning if you will be away during the day.

DRINKS:
Unsweetened juices
Tea (also herbal)
Coffee
Cranberry juice
Skim milk
Water, water, water

DAY ONE
Any fruit (except bananas). Cantaloupes and watermelon are lower in calories than most other fruits. Eat only soup and fruit today.

DAY TWO
All vegetables. Eat until you are stuffed with fresh raw, cooked or canned veggies. Try to eat green leafy veggies and stay away from dry beans, peas or corn. Eat veggies along with the soup. At dinnertime tonight reward yourself with a big baked potato and butter. Don't eat any fruits through today.

DAY THREE
Eat all the soup, fruit and veggies you want. Do not have a baked potato. If you have eaten as above for three days and not cheated, you should find that you have lost 5-7 pounds.

DAY FOUR
Bananas and skim milk: Eat at least 3 bananas and drink as much milk as you can today, along with the soup. Bananas are high in calories and carbohydrates, as is the milk but on this particular day, your body will need the potassium and carbs. Proteins and calcium to lessen the cravings for sweets.

DAY FIVE
Beef and tomatoes: you may have 10 to 20 ounces of beef and a can of tomatoes, or as many as 6 tomatoes on this day. Eat the soup at least once today.

DAY SIX
Beef and veggies, eat to your heart's content of the beef and veggies today. You can even have 2-3 steaks if you like with green leafy veggies but no baked potato. Be sure to eat the soup at least once today.

DAY SEVEN
Brown rice, unsweetened fruit juice and veggies, again, be sure to stuff yourself and eat the soup. You can add cooked veggies to your rice if you wish.

By the end of the 7th day, if you have not cheated on this diet, you should have lost 10 to 17 pounds. If you have lost more than 17 pounds, stay off the diet for two days before resuming the diet again.

This diet is fast. The secret lies within the principle that you will burn more calories than you take in. It will flush your system of impurities and give you a feeling of well-being. This diet does not lend itself to drinking any alcoholic beverages at any time. Because of the fat build-up in your system. Go off the diet at least 14 hours before any intake of alcohol.

Due to the variety of digestive systems in individuals, this diet will affect everyone differently. After day three, you will have more energy than when you began, if you do not cheat. After being on the diet for several days, you will find that your bowel movements have changed. Eat a cup of bran or fiber. Although you can have black coffee with this diet, you may find that you don't need caffeine after the third day.

The basic fat burning soup can be eaten anytime you feel hungry during the seven days. Eat as much as you wish. Remember the more you eat, the more you will lose. You can eat broiled, boiled or baked chicken instead of the beef. Absolutely no skin on the chicken. If you prefer, you can substitute broiled fish for the beef on only one of the beef days. You need the high protein in the beef for the other days.

Continue on the diet as long as you wish and feel the difference both mentally and physically.

DO NOT - DO NOT
No bread, alcohol, carbonated drinks (including diet drinks). Remember, absolutely no fried foods.

DO - DO - DO - DO
Drink plenty - at least 6 to 8 glasses - of water a day, as well as any combination of the following beverages: black coffee, unsweetened fruit drinks, cranberry juice and skim milk.

This diet comes from the Sacred Heart Memorial Hospital that is used for overweight heart patients in order to lose weight rapidly, usually prior to surgery.
se ve buenisima voy a guardarla por si me animo!! thank you
 

Dragon

Senior Member
Apr 24, 2003
27,407
++ [ originally posted by Jessica ] ++
yo te invitaria pero mi mama tiene preferencias por las novias de mi hermano jajajajaja

a mi cuando estoy aburrida me da por comer es horrible ahorita quiero comer pero nooooo voy a comer nada!! jajajaja tengo que proponerme
tengo hambre

BUENO ENTONCES CUADRAME A TU HERMANO
 

Jessica

Senior Member
Aug 10, 2003
5,192
++ [ originally posted by fabiana ] ++


tengo hambre

BUENO ENTONCES CUADRAME A TU HERMANO
yo tambien tengo hambre!! :(

jajajaja marica yo creo que el y la novia se van a casar, tanto amor me empalaga a mi JAJAJAJAJA yo les digo que se casen para que asi mi hermano se vaya de la casa :cheesy:
 

Jessica

Senior Member
Aug 10, 2003
5,192
siiiiii jajajajajjaa para esas 2 cosas!!!!

quiero comer la comida que hace esa señora de la posada coco no se que :(

ya tienes todo listo para irte a boston? ya sabes en donde te vas a quedar y todo? cuentame cuentame
 

Dragon

Senior Member
Apr 24, 2003
27,407
tengo que pagar boston no se donde me voy a quedar ni nada... osea se qwue me quedo en la universidad pero exactamente donde no

voy a tener banda ancha en el cuarto!
 

Jessica

Senior Member
Aug 10, 2003
5,192
yayyyyy :party: jajajaja, y con que computadora o como vas a hacer?

cuando te vayas este thread seguro empieza a morir lol porque arturo aparece de vez en cuando
bueno aunque sea empezare a hablar sola aqui jajajjaa

pero sera en una casa de familia? no se como se llama eso, o sea que ahi vive que si una señora y alquila cuartos... o en los dormitorios de las universidades? se llaman asi

ok hoy ando perdida no se como hablar lol
 

Jessica

Senior Member
Aug 10, 2003
5,192
ahhh ahora si, bueno quedate ahi debe ser de pinga

jajaja me tocara hablar sola pero cuanto es como 3 meses? mas o menos que si 4 porque vas a cancun orlando y eso...

jajajaja ya vere que coño hago

si esto se muere yo no regreso mas al forum o sea tal vez si pero no a diario pues

que fastidio mañana tengo que acompañar a mi hermano a la PTJ para denunciar lo del robo ese del carro para que lo pague el seguro lol
me da mucha flojera ir
 

Jessica

Senior Member
Aug 10, 2003
5,192
jajaja mira este mail que me mandaron:

SAQUEN LA CUENTA
>
> Les escribo para que comprueben por ustedes mismos, que nos nos han
>mentido los chavistas cuando nos dicen que Chavez se queda hasta el
>2021, lo que pasa es que no es hasta el año 2021, sino que solo va a
>gobernar 2021 días.
> Saquen la cuenta, al iniciar su gobierno el 2 de febrero de 1999 y
>para el 15 de agosto del 2004 habrán transcurrido exactamente 2021 días,
>por lo cual estoy muy de acuerdo con la frase de que Chavez se va el 2021.
> No me parece casualidad, a lo mejor alguno de sus brujos le dijo que
>era hasta el 2021, pero no le especificó que era hasta el día 2021.
>
> PD= al sacar la cuenta consideren que los años 2000 y 2004 fueron
>bisiestos
>
> Lapso Días :
>
>
> 02 de Febrero 1999 0
> 02 de Febrero 2000 (año bisiesto) 365
> 02 de Febrero 2001 366
> 02 de Febrero 2002 365
> 02 de Febrero 2003 365
> 02 de Febrero 2004 365
> 15 de agosto de 2004 (año bisiesto)195
> Total en días: 2021 !!!!
 

Jessica

Senior Member
Aug 10, 2003
5,192
jajajaja ojala que sea asi!!!

si vale yo NPI en donde queda eso ni siquiera jamas he ido :(

bueno querida numeral me voy a dormir porque seguro mi hermano me va a levantar tempranisimo

hablamos mañana
seguro voy a ver shreck o como sea lol

bye bye :)
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Users Who Are Viewing This Thread (Users: 0, Guests: 38)