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  1. swag

    Tokyo 2020 Olympics

    So who's watching the paralympics? o_O I say this because I'm getting prompts in my app store from Peacock TV to stream the paralympics. Hey, it's great that you have the Gay Games for those who want to participate. But buttseks isn't the primary reason I watch sports, you know? Similarly...
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    Tokyo 2020 Olympics

    I had to VPN into the US to make this crap work.
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    Tokyo 2020 Olympics

    In fact, Biles will get even more accolades if she qualifies for Paris and just phones it in.
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    Tokyo 2020 Olympics

    Now you do know that “arigato” is the Japanese mispronunciation of the Portuguese “obrigado”
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    Tokyo 2020 Olympics

    2016: Rio : Zika 2020: Tokyo : Covid 2024: Paris : ???
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    Tokyo 2020 Olympics

    We are all trans Olympians
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    Tokyo 2020 Olympics

    What’s a 47 year old playing on the U23 squad, is all I gotta ask. [emoji3]
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    Tokyo 2020 Olympics

    What an individual effort goal by Malcom Fresh legs in XT when everyone is gassed
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    Tokyo 2020 Olympics

    He could audition for Die Antwoord Finni Longnuts? Olynpic hero. :heart:
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    Tokyo 2020 Olympics

    I was eating lunch on the sidewalk today -- like you do in the Lisbon summer. Six wannabe chavs come walking through playing their boombox wearing their wife-beaters, cut-off jean shorts, white trainers, and 1994 Oasis sunglasses. Forza Italia, mofos.
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    Tokyo 2020 Olympics

    Women's hips are not suited for the high degree of sashaying required over 50km. Their uteri would fall out by 14km.
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    Tokyo 2020 Olympics

    Don't ask me why, but I was watching the early moments live last night. All I could think of was, "There are some ridiculous excuses for sports at the Olympics. And this is one of the most ridiculous." They should really call the 50k race walk the "50k sashay". Then add finger snapping around...
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    Tokyo 2020 Olympics

    So when is Babymetal performing at these games again?
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    Tokyo 2020 Olympics

    Wait. there was defending in that match?
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    Tokyo 2020 Olympics

    OK, for me the only thing missing was the strap-on.
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    Tokyo 2020 Olympics

    :lol: I've heard of unibrow... and unitard. But not unitit. Priceless rant: https://eu.usatoday.com/story/sports/olympics/2021/08/04/carl-lewis-us-relay-failure-reach-olympic-final-clown-show/5494410001/
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    Tokyo 2020 Olympics

    With all the porn on the Internetz. we're talking about getting boners over flat-chested trans athletes on TV signaling to fellow lesbians with chokers around their necks? Please tell me you see what's wrong with this picture.
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    Tokyo 2020 Olympics

    Amazing speed when you're chased by Thchiya Amet El Maat and her lawyers. :sarcasm2:
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    Tokyo 2020 Olympics

    That girl is flatter than my brother. But maybe the androgynous thing is hot again.
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    Tokyo 2020 Olympics

    You know they have anti-viral medications for that now. Some men with curved decks can relate. Like Christine Mboma. :seven: