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  1. swag

    Ebola Outbreak

    Did you say something, sonny?
  2. swag

    Ebola Outbreak

    You Danes are worse than Kris Jenner with your self-promotional spamming, I swear. Anybody that really has to try so hard is compensating for something. But I love its white trashiness. It's not New York. Hail John Waters. :heart: East Balto ftw.
  3. swag

    Ebola Outbreak

    Yeah, well, according to you, Cam, every bowel movement I make has some political party implications. :pado: :D
  4. swag

    Ebola Outbreak

    There's only 8k cases since last year. So it's a dumb article. Yes, you could get 100k new cases a week, but we're not there yet.
  5. swag

    Ebola Outbreak

    That's only 'cause the Liberian bestiality tourists haven't arrived yet to assfook bats.
  6. swag

    Ebola Outbreak

    You know, has anyone yet tried to use toxic assets as a form of chemotherapy? Just think of it: bank and cancer clinic.
  7. swag

    Ebola Outbreak

    I hear if you cover your body in mortgage derivatives, it can act as a protective layer to prevent contacting ebola.
  8. swag

    Ebola Outbreak

    Well, good luck to them on their continued search for flight MH370 and for defeating ISIS.
  9. swag

    Ebola Outbreak

    :D Why is this even a question? :lol2:
  10. swag

    Ebola Outbreak

    I always thought we should cordon off/quarantine Dallas...
  11. swag

    Ebola Outbreak

    The cause of death wasn't ebola, however, it's just Dallas.
  12. swag

    Ebola Outbreak

    That's what buttseks with Sergio Ramos will get ya.
  13. swag

    Ebola Outbreak

    Yup. Agreed. Though this guy "Jesus" (he sounds like the janitor :rndh:) seems to have it all under control according to the girl.
  14. swag

    Ebola Outbreak

    :lol2: Awesome. You know, the role of Mr. Rabbit reminds me of the #2 in The Prisoner show if 1960s fame...
  15. swag

    Ebola Outbreak

    But as a safety precaution, all Wal-Marts should be quarantined.
  16. swag

    Ebola Outbreak

    Barging into neighbor's front doors in your CDC biohazard suit won't be the same this Halloween in Mountain View.
  17. swag

    Ebola Outbreak

    Bet you it was someone eating at a Dallas Olive Garden. :pado: Mmmm... the Never-Ending Microbe Bowl. :lick:
  18. swag

    Ebola Outbreak

    It's heeeeeere... :weee: CDC confirms first Ebola case diagnosed in US http://www.cnbc.com/id/102037055 Aren't you glad you got out of Dallas, @Dru?
  19. swag

    Ebola Outbreak

    Every generation needs its lepers.
  20. swag

    Ebola Outbreak

    Most doctors usually don't administer care from behind a glass wall in a clean room. And any protective suit is only as good as the procedures you follow to put it on, keep it sealed, and safely remove and dispose of it. Lots of failures can happen along the way.