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    Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

    I think there was only one Malaysian on board even...
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    Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

    So they can put their World Cup squad on it in late June. :pado:
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    Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

    I think US Airways knows what happened to the Boeing 777 of MH370...
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    Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

    We're gonna find out that the ocean floor is littered with missing planes... One possibly containing the remains of Seven's rumored brothers.
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    Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

    In your basement?
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    Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

    The only thing I'd trust the Chinese finding that deep underwater is a Wal-Mart. Just sayin'....
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    Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

    RUS minored in nuclear sub captaincy in undergrad.
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    Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

    :lol: We have a winner.
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    Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

    Is that the one where you stand naked in front of the bathroom mirror, check out your growing fupa sticking out of your bathrobe, and while fixing your combover you count more clumps of your hair falling out?
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    Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

    In San Francisco, the Wo Hop To would know how to take care of this sheeeeet... Leland Yee style, yo!!! http://www.sacbee.com/2014/03/26/6271916/fbi-california-sen-leland-yee.html
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    Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

    I'm opening the gas now myself... :shifty:
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    Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

    Mile High Club, congee style.
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    Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

    If I hear one more Chinese mother wailing that it was their only child -- as if somehow that makes their death any more of a loss than someone who had a sibling -- I'm gonna go all General Tso on their chicken nuggets.
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    Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

    It's the stages of grief. They're being forced from denial into anger. Some did. Most got an in-person announcement, from what I heard. The text message covered everybody so in case they couldn't make a meeting in time, they at least wouldn't hear it first from the media. I understand the...
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    Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

    It's not spooky at all. Hindsight is always perfect. Everybody had a theory, and it's easy to choose the correct ones after the fact and call them soothsayers and psychics. We may yet find that this wasn't even close to a pilot suicide but rather the pilots were incapacitated for hours. So...
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    Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

    You were expecting a Facebook post? :shifty:
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    Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

    Blame the Brits.
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    Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

    Interesting. Psychics have generally stayed away from this as too dangerous, as their claims of where the plane might be found could be refuted most embarrassingly in a heartbeat. Looks like some psychics are breaking ranks and taking the cash despite the risks. What I want now are conspiracy...
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    Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

    Trouble is the black box has only the two last hours of recordings, which it continually overwrites. If the plane was flying on autopilot for 7 hours after an incident, it may not offer much useful information.