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    [Champions League] Bayern München vs JUVENTUS (April 2, 2013)

    It could finally be Bayern's year after Chelsea douched them out last season, doing all the things that Italian teams would be lambasted for doing in the English media.
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    [Champions League] Bayern München vs JUVENTUS (April 2, 2013)

    Risa! How the hell are you. :kiss:
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    [Champions League] Bayern München vs JUVENTUS (April 2, 2013)

    In fact, our third most prolific poster here is a Bayern fan: http://forum.juventuz.org/memberlist.php?order=desc&sort=posts&pp=30 He's had the same Bayern avatar here for 9 years. I doubt many of the visitors here for just this CL realize that.
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    [Champions League] Bayern München vs JUVENTUS (April 2, 2013)

    If called offsides, Bayern would have continued to press hard and we could have conceded two more for a 3-0 finish. And who here is gonna doubt that could happen after what we all witnessed tonight? So the point is really irrelevant.
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    [Champions League] Bayern München vs JUVENTUS (April 2, 2013)

    Offside or not doesn't matter. We're arguing the nickel and iron content in the spikes driven into Jesus Christ's hands for his crucifixion. :andyandbarcelona:
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    [Champions League] Bayern München vs JUVENTUS (April 2, 2013)

    There's still something in it for Juve to learn from in the mental and physical preparation for next year. But I'm afraid that's all we're gonna get outta this tie.
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    [Champions League] Bayern München vs JUVENTUS (April 2, 2013)

    The better team got what they deserved. Can't knock that outcome.
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    [Champions League] Bayern München vs JUVENTUS (April 2, 2013)

    I need to take a big dump after watching that spectacular display. :pado:
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    [Champions League] Bayern München vs JUVENTUS (April 2, 2013)

    They're making knock-off football players in China now? Figures... :rolleyes:
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    [Champions League] Bayern München vs JUVENTUS (April 2, 2013)

    Why shouldn't he be? They are the superior race.
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    [Champions League] Bayern München vs JUVENTUS (April 2, 2013)

    I already miss the Irritable Bowel Syndrome porn in this thread. :frown:
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    [Champions League] Bayern München vs JUVENTUS (April 2, 2013)

    That's what you get when we have to make shit up for over two weeks. :D
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    [Champions League] Bayern München vs JUVENTUS (April 2, 2013)

    But you know... it's the kind of fetish a German could appreciate. :D
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    [Champions League] Bayern München vs JUVENTUS (April 2, 2013)

    Serious. I had no idea that a Google search for IBS images would return so much softcore porn. Talk about discovering a fetish you never knew about before... this makes cake farts seem like women in nuns' habits.
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    [Champions League] Bayern München vs JUVENTUS (April 2, 2013)

    I get IBS whenever I see Germans play -- I can't help it. :pado:
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    [Champions League] Bayern München vs JUVENTUS (April 2, 2013)

    https://www.google.com/search?q=ibs&hl=en&safe=off&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&biw=1178&bih=680
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    [Champions League] Bayern München vs JUVENTUS (April 2, 2013)

    Hustini getting highlights?
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    [Champions League] Bayern München vs JUVENTUS (April 2, 2013)

    Oh man, who knew that Google searches for "Irritable Bowel Syndrome" would turn up so many scantily clad hot chicks. :klin: I think I just stumbled upon a new pr0n fetish I had never known about prior... :shifty: