1) What questions? :D
2) Highlight some of the better posts of the day, not just the month. And while it's a nice-to-have, don't sweat updates on player profiles and team stats, etc. -- there are other, better places for that.
3) No.
4) See #3.
A bloated corpse found in a porn star's swimming pool covered in bacon and G-strings.
Employed.
Well, given that I've been married for five years now... married is good.
A jelly donut.
Alena Seredova's cleavage and Gigi Buffon. But not together.