Confident he can have a decent season in a mid-tier Spanish team, more suited there. Haggle the wages down as much as possible with a buyout clause and ship his ass there ASAP.
Never seen a professional player with shitter stamina than him. He was on the verge of fucking heart attack at 60 minutes after sprinting ONCE, then walked around for 10 minutes in a daze.
Cut the cigs and go train with Ronaldo.