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What does your average Texan call a mouse trap these days? .....a weapon of mouse destruction :D

teehee :) these are great :)

ok, so there's a guy leaving a bar late on one dark and stormy night. seeing the weather's so horrid, he decides to take a shortcut how through a nearby graveyard. however, he's had a few too many and so his balance isn't wonderful, and as he's walking through he falls into an open grave. he...

OK, so there's a Hindu, a Jew, and a critic all out travelling together. It's a dark and stormy night, and as fate would have it, their car breaks down. Luckily, there's a farm nearby, so they go up to the farmhouse and ask if they can stay the night. The farmer replies that he'd be happy to...