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A bloke goes into the John Lennon Airport and manages to eventually get into the departure lounge where his flight home is being called. All around him there are overturned tables, smashed windows, computer terminals broken, upturned chairs and crowd control barriers lying on the floor. "Christ...

Gerard Houllier was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket carpark when he noticed an old lady struggling with her shopping. He stopped and asked, "Can you manage dear?" to which the old lady replied, "no way, you got yourself into this mess, don't ask me to sort it out!" :D

David Blaine has given up his controversial stunt. He was told that 44 days doing nothing in a box is not going to break the record which is currently held by Emile Heskey at 4 years :D

Liverpool signed a player from FC Kabul, in Afghanistan. He arrived to the club and on his first practice Houllier went: "Ball" and pointed at the ball. Then he pointed at the goal and said "Goal". Then he kicked the ball into the goal and said: "Put the ball in the goal like this. See, it´s...

Sadam Hussein did a T.V. interview to prove he is alive. He said,'To prove I'm alive Liverpool were totally shite on Saturday. The British Government said,'That proves nothing, it could have been recorded any time in the last few years!" :D

Liverpool manager Gerard Houllier sends scouts out round the world looking for a new striker to replace Emile Heskey, and hopefully win Liverpool the title. One of his scouts informs him of a young Iraqi striker who he thinks will turn out to be a true superstar. So Gerard flies to Iraq to...