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  1. The Pado

    Alex_samatar where are you :( ?

    Roverbhoy, I piss in my beer an' I sooooo happpppy to step on me schlong. weeeeeeeeeeee.
  2. The Pado

    Alex_samatar where are you :( ?

    Grammar meke me block with gays and ice hockey verrrry very moch. I so happpy now i hav cookies in me pants, and my hand too love I back now new jersey so don't tell me i like cheese, yes. happy me.
  3. The Pado

    Alex_samatar where are you :( ?

    Careful Jeeks, I might attack you for something you said 13 months ago. No, wait, I won't. I not a Dumbass.
  4. The Pado

    Alex_samatar where are you :( ?

    Maybe Donny is right. Serge said that there was not one single incident that drove him away, just that he decided to leave. I don't know, I thought the Sama backlash was to blame.
  5. The Pado

    Alex_samatar where are you :( ?

    Go check out the thread "Alex Samatar" started by Duke Von Eggwaffle.
  6. The Pado

    Alex_samatar where are you :( ?

    Fli, what am I searching for? Sergio? See my last post in Nick Against the World.
  7. The Pado

    Alex_samatar where are you :( ?

    No Graham, Sergio was in such disbelief about the amount of crap he received for changing his name, which was as much a take-off on Son of Sam as it was for Alex Samatar. People demonstrated that his brand of humor was not going to be tolerated, so Serge decided there were other avenues in his life.
  8. The Pado

    Alex_samatar where are you :( ?

    Sally, you are of course 100% correct, but I live in the sexually repressed USA, so I had to censor.
  9. The Pado

    Alex_samatar where are you :( ?

    If any word deserves a "*" it's Test*cles.
  10. The Pado

    Alex_samatar where are you :( ?

    If he's not back by Friday, I'll call him and shame him into returning.
  11. The Pado

    Alex_samatar where are you :( ?

    I know. Poor reason to leave IMO.
  12. The Pado

    Alex_samatar where are you :( ?

    Serge left because people gave him shit about changing his name to Son of Samatar and running around with cookies in his pants. Say goodbye to Sergio.
  13. The Pado

    Alex_samatar where are you :( ?

    Wow! He thinks I'm pretty. Don't forget, I have no hair.
  14. The Pado

    Alex_samatar where are you :( ?

    I've been studying. Thanks for noticing :D
  15. The Pado

    Alex_samatar where are you :( ?

    Hi Roverbhoy, Pado here - your fan. I put 14 boxes of cookies in my pants and my test*cles are soooo happy.
  16. The Pado

    Alex_samatar where are you :( ?

    Samatar is back!!!! We love you Alex Samatar.
  17. The Pado

    Alex_samatar where are you :( ?

    You know it's a fact when Juventus shares have increased by 5.30% on the Borsa. Welcome to pianconero wit za han in me cookie pants make me balls sooo happy.
  18. The Pado

    Alex_samatar where are you :( ?

    Fli, great pic, but Samatar claims to be only 22 years old. Passport scandal anyone?
  19. The Pado

    Alex_samatar where are you :( ?

    If Samatar jumps up too much he might hit his head on the inside of my . . . er, Josh's trunk.
  20. The Pado

    Alex_samatar where are you :( ?

    Right Serge, like Alex Samatar is going to give up his job as Somali Warlord to become local water works guy.