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Virginia Tech, our new ACC cousins. USC should be strong for the next several years. I wonder about Oklahoma, though, They seemed to play like shit in each of their last two losses, and have no offense to speak of.

Dateline Raleigh, North Carolina: Padovano, the nearly famous two-foot tall midget, took a break from his day job as a butt plug to appear at New York's Downtown Athletic Club for the annual awarding of College Football's Heisman Trophy. When refused entry to the club's grand ballroom (as he...

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N.C. State Wolfpack, actually. But I grew up as a Nebraska fan, and I think Phillip Rivers demonstrated that the Heisman will never go to a Wolfpack player:fero: Thanks for noticing my profile in Hustler. I was the guy who was racing uncontested toward the goal line when I suddenly tripped...

Serge, I don't know how many yards I rushed for, but I scored a lot of touchdowns . . . in Fraternity League flag football. Now give me my damn Heisman.

You know Serge, I am still bitter thaat the football writers failed to vote for me in the Heisman race of 1988. I deserved that trophy, but it's not too late, I'm making a come back. I'll use my last year of eligibility to star in Nebraska's backfield. Michigan Sucks, Michigan Sucks, Michigan...