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If this move fails to materialize the Tuz meltdown is going to be so epic. @Cerval

Do dad bods have special dad dicks?

What is truly amazing is that we bought Janet, which gave room for Cavani to start playing CF and grow at Palermo into the player Napoli bought. We chose Amauri > Cavani :lol2:

Haven’t you been calling every Juve fan who thought Vlahovic possible an idiot for the past two weeks… :P

Kean ftw! :snoop:

Rovella and Fagioli in, Arthur and Ramsey out for next year, please. And if we move Bentancur or Mckennie too, make a big splash on a slightly more experienced CM.

@MikeM mental breakdown coming when we still don’t play 4-3-3 going forward. :snoop: :heart:

Ronaldo got paid 30 mil net/year though. And we were his last big club. He was a win now move that we were never going to be able to sell for much in the future. This guy, at best gonna get in the 7 mil net range. And he’s still 21 (well, 22 in a few days). There is risk, but this is the kind of...

If this goes through, another clear indication that we moving past the idiocy of the Tootsie era.

Oh, I just meant all the dog photos in a transfer thread.

2.5 months in that photo. It’s 5-6 weeks ago. Yours looks like a pup too? 1643068261 @Jem83 in heaven right now

Cute pup. :sheik: Here’s mine:

Dog photos, please

if this is true, holy fuck :tuttosport:

Not fielding him at all seems best if he can’t learn to pass. Hopefully he can at least get his passing to “passable” levels someday soon.

Bench Vlahovic because Dybala outperforms his box xGoals so should be our #9 Mckennie-Mckennie-Mckennie Soule-Dybala-Ake We will win everything! :tuttosport:

As bad as the Ronaldo saga, but at least Ronaldo is a GOAT level player worth dealing with all the shit surrounding him for the most part. Morty just a mentally weak, out of form striker. Definitely not worth putting up with nonsense for

Fair enough. I agree with you then. :) Vlahovic’s ground duel and aerial duel success rates are very impressive. 1st in ground duels in the group by a huge margin, and 2nd in aerial duels. That kind of stuff would endear him to Allegri.

Morty’s conversion rate and Kean’s shot accuracy :rofl: We all know Immobile performs in his upper mid-table serie a comfort zone, but he was rubbish in Bundesfodda and rubbish in La Liga, and pretty much rubbish for Azzurri. He’s also 32 in a few weeks. While Vlahovic is about to turn 22. At...

:tup: You’re talking to a guy who used to go on and on about xGoals. Well… we’re underperforming our xGoals by 5 goals, Viola are outperforming theirs by 5 goals. The difference between us and them is Vlahovic. He finishes his chances and some of his half chances. Kean and Morty don’t.