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  1. Pirlo's Beard

    [Champions League] Frozen Kebab 1-0 JUVENTUS (Dec. 11th 2013)

    I swear to God i'll burn all of your f*cking kebab stands to the ground.
  2. Pirlo's Beard

    [Champions League] Frozen Kebab 1-0 JUVENTUS (Dec. 11th 2013)

    Good to see that people share my concerns Hearing commentators on our game is pretty upsetting :lol: They first talk about how bad our oppositions defensive records are, then they proceed to hype Tevez & Co. up, then they just sit there in utter disbelief as our team fail to create more than 2...
  3. Pirlo's Beard

    [Champions League] Frozen Kebab 1-0 JUVENTUS (Dec. 11th 2013)

    Against well organised European teams, even ones who have a piss poor defensive record, we look so toothless in attack. It's obviously not the personel, players half as good as ours seem to be able to smash goals past Gala and Copenhagen. It's the system I won't yet again list all of the...
  4. Pirlo's Beard

    [Champions League] Frozen Kebab 1-0 JUVENTUS (Dec. 11th 2013)

    You say luck I say horrible finishing You say luck I say terrible defensive errors You say luck I say 1 win in 6 games. I'm pretty sure Juve weren't being stalked by a bad luck demon every time we stepped foot in the CL. Luck would be Oscars deflected goal Vs us Not getting 5 points from...
  5. Pirlo's Beard

    [Champions League] Frozen Kebab 1-0 JUVENTUS (Dec. 11th 2013)

    Exactly, if you sacrifice attackers for defenders and defensive minded players, it has to give you results. Why bother playing Anti-football when your defence is no better for it?
  6. Pirlo's Beard

    [Champions League] Frozen Kebab 1-0 JUVENTUS (Dec. 11th 2013)

    Formation is a problem, nobody can convince me otherwise. You just can't be fielding a team where your CB plays as an attacker (Not a very good one at that) your wing-backs who can't dribble or cross are asked to play like wingers, you have no attacking midfielder to link shit up and 2 isolated...
  7. Pirlo's Beard

    [Champions League] Frozen Kebab 1-0 JUVENTUS (Dec. 11th 2013)

    I'll support Juventus for ever, but man it hurts to see how shit our mentality in Europe is Napoli in the group of death were inches from qualification, even with Hamsik injured for so many key ties. Milan who on paper have a mid-table Serie A side are through after a 10 men defensive...
  8. Pirlo's Beard

    [Champions League] Frozen Kebab 1-0 JUVENTUS (Dec. 11th 2013)

    Milan go through Napoli put in a valiant effort and were unlocky not to progress in an actual group of death Us :lol:
  9. Pirlo's Beard

    [Champions League] Frozen Kebab 1-0 JUVENTUS (Dec. 11th 2013)

    Been saying it all along You can wheel and deal your way around all you like, when it comes to World Class ready-made attacking talent. You either pay up or go home. As soon as any half-decent striker starts banging goals in, their respective clubs smack a ridiculous price-tag on them. So by...
  10. Pirlo's Beard

    [Champions League] Frozen Kebab 1-0 JUVENTUS (Dec. 11th 2013)

    We typically don't produce youth players good enough for this level of football For us to randomly decide to rely on youth now would be a pure shot in the dark
  11. Pirlo's Beard

    [Champions League] Frozen Kebab 1-0 JUVENTUS (Dec. 11th 2013)

    What I can't help but laugh at is that we use an extra defender, but that extra defender is expected to step out and attack all the time You know who's even better at attacking than our CB's? ... ... Our ATTACKERS :lol:
  12. Pirlo's Beard

    [Champions League] Frozen Kebab 1-0 JUVENTUS (Dec. 11th 2013)

    That's my biggest issue with Conte Yes our team was 7th twice, yes we're in a much better position now. But the clubs history did not begin in 2008. We aren't some random mid-table team that's just hit the big leagues now. Those 7th place finishes were a small blip in a history of FIRST place...
  13. Pirlo's Beard

    [Champions League] Frozen Kebab 1-0 JUVENTUS (Dec. 11th 2013)

    For the 15th time, I'm not talking about this game. This game was not the issue. I'm talking about the other games in the group. Where 3-5-2 completely and utterly failed us. Why bother having such defensive wing-backs and an extra CB if it doesn't even help you defensively?
  14. Pirlo's Beard

    [Champions League] Frozen Kebab 1-0 JUVENTUS (Dec. 11th 2013)

    Kill yourself, i'll give you £5 to do so.
  15. Pirlo's Beard

    [Champions League] Frozen Kebab 1-0 JUVENTUS (Dec. 11th 2013)

    Nah we should stick to 3-5-2 because even though we sacrifice a lot of attacking threat, we make up for it with our perfect defending and our ability to stop 2nd rate teams from banging goals in against us. Right?
  16. Pirlo's Beard

    [Champions League] Frozen Kebab 1-0 JUVENTUS (Dec. 11th 2013)

    Every other 'top' club brushes aside these European nobodies. Not us though, even though our super defensive wing-backs and ultra-mega-wicked back 3 stop us from conceding goals whilst our mega-clinical World-Class pairing of Llorente and Tevez finish off the chances with ease. Does anybody...
  17. Pirlo's Beard

    [Champions League] Frozen Kebab 1-0 JUVENTUS (Dec. 11th 2013)

    We need to go for the Europa, it's a lot less embarrasing when you're in next years Super cup. Not to mention we'd be the number 1 team in terms of Europa league wins. Might aswell do SOMETHING in Europe, and make sure we don't fall into pot 3 and get a group of fucking death.
  18. Pirlo's Beard

    [Champions League] Frozen Kebab 1-0 JUVENTUS (Dec. 11th 2013)

    Chiellini in all honesty is not unsellable for me, one of his biggest fans but if he can barely put in a top class performance outside of games against relative nobodies then he's no longer requited. I would keep him though because Bonucci needs sold before him.
  19. Pirlo's Beard

    [Champions League] Frozen Kebab 1-0 JUVENTUS (Dec. 11th 2013)

    We're European flops. Always have been, always will be The players we've had.... the finals we've reached... Always undone by nobodies. Awful mentality outside of our own tragic shit stain of a league
  20. Pirlo's Beard

    [Champions League] Frozen Kebab 1-0 JUVENTUS (Dec. 11th 2013)

    They actually had an attacking midfielder, who funnily enough scored the decisive goal. We have no good offensive wing-backs OR an attacking midfielder. But even then, this particular game was about luck.