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An octapus walks into a bar and up to the barman, 'i bet you $50 that i can play any 3 instrument that you give me better than youve ever heard' upon hearing this the barman agrees to the bet and produces a guitar for the octapus to play - the octapus plays it better than jimi hendrix...

lolol + rep

that was the joke! all he got away with was the black and blue carpet!

Reports from italy are suggesting that this afternoon a burglary has been committed at Inter Milan's ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a man with a black and blue carpet.

Q: What do inter fans and sperm have in common? A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are wandering through the desert, hungry and hallucinating, when they come upon a rotting, dead camel. "Well," said the Englishman, "I support Liverpool, so i guess I'll have to eat the liver." "I support Hearts," said the Scotsman, "so I'll eat...

How many man united fans does it take to change a lightbulb? Three, one to change the bulb, one to buy the '2007 lightbulb changing' commerative DVD and one to drive the other 2 back to torquay. (non-english ppl prob wont get this :P)

whats the difference between the san siro and a cactus? a cactus has all the pricks on the outside

I have created the "i hate internazionale group" on facebook so if anyone has facebook search for it and please join it everyone is welcome!!