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There's no end to their stupidity.................:tdown:

A mother takes her little boy (a Juve fan) to see the pope in Vatican city. They leave Turin early so they come on time to stand right up front where the pope passes. After some waiting, the pope mobile comes around the corner. the pope waves and shakes hands with some people but when he...

Q.What's the difference between Moratti and a jet engine?? A: A jet engine eventually stops whining!!!!

The Fire brigade phones Moratti in the early hours of Sunday morning... "Mr Moratti sir, the stadium is on fire!" "The cups man! Save the cups!" cries Moratti. "Uh, the fire hasn't spread to the canteen yet, sir."

A nice Inter joke from Channel 4: Mancini feels neglected Sunday 6 May, 2007 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Inter boss Roberto Mancini continues to complain that the media “praises” Milan more than his side because of complex...

It's like Mr Moratti hasn't got enough weapons of mass destruction in his team... Materrazzi, Ibra, Cordoba, Vieira.....now they want Bin Ladin!! :D

I remember a few years back when I was doing my clinical placement in a Sydney hospital, one day I received a phone call from who I reckon was a new immigrant, wanting to talk to a physio THE RAPIST. I almost fell down the chair....:lol:

Here you go my dear Sunshine...

I've seen the poo joke but the names of the poos are a bit different and I think I got more varieties of poos in my list. When I get home I'll go looking for it. BTW, shouldn't the poo joke go to the juvenile joke thread instead???

:( for the first part..... :touched: for the last paragraph....