Announcer:
"John Alberto Fernando Andres Luigi Olof Guidetti scores! That's his second!"
Feyenoord fans:
"Gimme a J. J! Gimme an O! Gimme an H. H! Gimme an... ah fuck it let's just watch the game, we'll never finish before the whistle"
To be honest I think it would be best for him to stay in Feyenoord and develop for a year or two, he's certainly not good enough to compete with the top dogs at Man C