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  1. Majed

    My PC slows down while printing

    so now you're judging?... that's sad.. you don't want to be to unleash one of my bodygaurd on you, do you? trust me, they can kick. :stuckup: Unless you're a midget, then you don't stand a chance.. run, i tell ya.. run..like the wind..
  2. Majed

    My PC slows down while printing

    it flew out the window the day I decided to keep windows and get a midget to print. :D
  3. Majed

    My PC slows down while printing

    Yeah... those potato people are too smart for us :D
  4. Majed

    My PC slows down while printing

    no, I don't buy the other farm's potatos... So I have no assassins. Go buy some potatos.. they should still have that offer.. did I mention that there's a notice on the assassins' tag. "Warning. Keep blind assassins in blaces without too many smells..They rely on that to do their job, so...
  5. Majed

    My PC slows down while printing

    I've got 7 left... 5 are all gone. 1 jumped in front of me thinking that i was gonne get shot, but it just turned out to be a guy wearing black gloves pointing at me. The other 4 got *****slapped to death by my prining midget. I don't know why he didn't let them! :confused:
  6. Majed

    My PC slows down while printing

    Yeah.. Though the rival Potato company also had a special offer... Their box came with a 12-pack of disposable blind assassins. :undecide: wierd! :D
  7. Majed

    My PC slows down while printing

    I bought a box of potatos at the local market and they came free with it. :D
  8. Majed

    My PC slows down while printing

    he doesn't .. I just get a new one. My armless bodygaurds are disposable. I got a 12-packof disposable armless ones for the price of 1. :D
  9. Majed

    My PC slows down while printing

    That'll be tough.. My bodygaurd doesn't have arms.. :D
  10. Majed

    My PC slows down while printing

    why not just hire an artistic midget to sit on a miniture stool by your pc and start drawing or handwriting what's on the screen. :D
  11. Majed

    My PC slows down while printing

    true! but don't mention that again... my computer might hear you! ssshhh :scared:
  12. Majed

    My PC slows down while printing

    I'm sure he means that it's worse than normal... ;) Are you running any heavy applications while printing? Maybe you have a lot of smaller programs running in the background. It doesn't take much to fill your 256mb RAM which'll lead to disk thrashing... if you hear a cracking sound (the...