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And we all lived happily ever after. Thread closed!!

He digs in and after relishing the sick shit, wonders "Why the hell is DJ wasting his life on this tell-me-a-bedtime-story shit?"

Mainly because his teeth were little pins even before he ate the shitty yogurt Capello made by milking the mice in his basement...

Ok, well ronaldo walks in- he's desperate, drooling, "I need something I can chew on to trim my teeth they're growing too fast!!!!!!!"

Too woolly.....

Well nobody beats the quality of eggs of Sensi's farm. So I'm sorry. AS Roma have been known more for their quality dairy products that their quality football(by a long way ;)). its either good eggs or no eggs at all!

Capello: Well we cant have chichen pie any more ever since my old woman stopped laying eggs

Capello: Thats not my problem, idiot. Thats Sensi's. Im just supposed to ask him to make unrealistic bids for Davids for the fun of it.

Cassano: oh yeah, me and margarita will elope together, living in the mountains, eating snow and bear-skin, making love on the mountaintops, and you will be a single ineligible bachelor who will probably die oding on viagra and replying to personals ads until the day yo die

Capello: Hey is that my wife's perfume I smell??

Then he remembers: "Aaah, Delvecchio." he pauses for a second...

starts drowning in the pie he brought....

he dives, matrix-style, stops in mid-air, does a few flips, and slaps the spoon out of vincenzo's mouth- it drops in slow motion.....

Trap strolls into the changing room with Francesco at his heels, muttering something about using the 'Force' as Montella and Cassano busy themselves by.........