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thats really bad! :D

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Heaven & Hell HEAVEN is where: The police are British The chefs Italian The mechanics are German The lovers are French and it's all organised by the Swiss HELL is where: The police are German The chefs are British The mechanics are French The lovers are Swiss and it's all...

A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon." Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum." The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced...

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him for ten million bucks. This bookkeeper is deaf. It was considered an occupational benefit, and why he got the job in the first place, since it was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything he'd ever have...

Luigi and Paulo were fishing in the Mediterranean sea one sunny day when a World War II mine came floating along. On seeing this round, spikey object coming nearer and nearer, Luigi shouts at his friend " Hey Paulo, it's a mine, it's a mine!!!" Paulo replies " O.K. Luigi, you can-a have it!!! "

A virile, young Italian gentleman was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome, when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment, and after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom and made love. After a...

Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian customer agent stops them and tells them: "Itsa illegal to putta fiva people ina Quattro." "What do you mean it's illegal?" asked the Englishmen. "Quattro means four," replies the Italian official. "Quattro...

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I...

heard it before :D

Two Irish people laid in bed and the dog next door is barking constantly "im fed up of that dog barking im goin to sort it out" Paddy said so he got out of bed got dressed and went out side. 5 mins later he came back with the dog still outside barking. "where you go" paddys wife asked "i...

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Q.Whats The Difference between Inter On A Normal Season And A Compass? A. A Compass Has More Points :D

Q.Which Is The Odd One Out Meat,Eggs,blowjob A.Blowjob You can Beat Your Meat,You can Beat Eggs But You Cant Beat a Blowjob! :D

Three Inter Fans and three Juventus Fans are travelling by train. At the station, the three Inter Fans each buy tickets and watch as the three Juventus Fans buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asked an Inter Fan. "Watch" answers a scouser...

Q. Whats The Difference Between A Trampoline And Inter? A. You Take Your Shoes Off To Jump On A Trampoline Q. Whats The DIfference Between A Cocktail Stick And Inter? A. A Cocktail Stick Has Two More Points Than Inter

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camelfaced man is that the follow up act to the elephant man? :D

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haha not been funny but i dont trust Ibra around Legends! :tongue: