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I have no back hair to speak of, however, I COULD shave my legs and glue "2" and "Ferrara" on my back. Would that suffice, my benevolent and omnipotent one??

In tribute to you, oh great ROBERT OF PADOVA, I have shaved my chest hair into the shape of a sheep, so that when judgement day comes, I can be seated at the right hand of the great one, with 67 virgins, 10 bottles of Grey Goose, and an XBox. I await the day, my sweet Lord.

You had me at "Robert of Padua" :howler: A new religion: Padovanism. Sounds like a plan.

Boys, I still have a couple of Camels left if you need some "company" this evening. I even brushed their teeth.

My offer still stands to buy out the rest of your assets and make you a partner. A minority partner, but a partner nonetheless

It just seems that every thread that entails world events eventually turns into a religious battle of some kind. What better way to aleviate that anxiety than with some good ol' Camel humpin'. Did your license get revoked???

Anybody need a camel??? 2 for 1 special. One night only. Condoms supplied upon request. Call me at 1-800- Beyond Desperate

She's flexible. My prices, however, are not:D

So, any of you boys lonely tonight?? I've got a barely-legal Asian 2-hump who's still learning the ropes. She spits, though. I can give you a small discount for that.

Yeah, but I was just worried about what other camel "stories" he might have:D

OK, who's going to be the one to tell him that we are talking about prostituting camels?? Oh, I guess I am then. That's what happens when you try to back out on paying one of my camel ho's. They don't mess around

Oh, so you're zippered up and on your merry way by then. Excellent. I would be afraid to hit them with my pimp cane though, god knows when they would decide to spit up again. Sorry, Martin. Don't break your glass

Yeah, but aren't camels notorious "spitters"?? Or am I confusing them with Llammas???

Ah, the Art of De-railing. Truly a lost art these days. "Pimp my Hump". I usually don't laugh at my own shit, but damn, that was pretty funny:D

Bah, you A-Rabs blame us Americans for everything!!!!!! There, now its back on track. And I want my camel to have XM Satellite Radio. Or better yet, get me a beat up, ratty old Camel, and I can have Xzibit "Pimp my Hump"

Thank you, Erik.

That's a very good point. Pardon my lack of knowledge on this, but is Indonesia, despite being an Islamic country, far more secular than other Islamic countries, and could that be the deciding factor in how minimal the contributions have been?

Here's the link to the video in question, if anyone is interested http://www.msnbc.com/modules/interactive.asp?id=/d/ip/tsunami_vids_041227/data.js&navid=6758618&fmt=full&t=1&CM=TSU_SPAT&CE=video 6th video down.

So lets see now: 350 million in cash 90 Military helicopters carrying in excess of 65 million dollars worth of medical supplies, tents, cots, blankets and food. Thousands of troops to deliver said supplies to the affected countries to not only deliver food but to aid in repairing...

I didn't say that this was my interpretation of the general viewpoint of Arabs. I would have felt the same way if it was the European or Asian media who said the same thing, just like my feeelings that the UN rep who said the US was being "stingy" pissed me off to no end. Idiocy is Idiocy...