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No it wasn't a good run,because he should have been made a moderator. Well, there's still hope...........................................................

Are you sure we're not talking about Jesus Quintana, bowler extraordinaire?? "Don't fuck with The Jesus."

Blandest, you're talking to the wrong person if you're into pervy stuff.

Nick, you're my friend, and dammit man, I love you. However, that being said, there are certain people here on this site that are absolutely, unequivocably off-limits, and Vitoria is certainly one of them.

Don't have to, my dear. We have that "connection", you know:D Well, we did at one point. Not quite sure about now.

Um, I would assume so, since that's what I've called here ever since she's been here.

:howler: Ah, Vit. You're still as wonderful as ever. How have you been? And please don't ask me what I think of Queen going out on tour with Paul Rodgers.

I'm here to get deals on weed. So far, no luck. Here's hoping Erik's short return can yield some positive results, because the rest of you are stingy bastards. And Erik was NEVER an uptight Mod. An Uptight asshole?? Yeah, sure, but never an uptight Mod.

Alright, fine. Azzuri7 gets the "Deluxe Package" at "Business Class" prices. But that's the best I can do. My 7 Ferrari's weren't for free, you know. So, Cookie Pants is in the "goat" industry now? Now, I have little to no morals whatsoever, but even I wouldn't stoop that low...

Yeah, but their teeth are all messed up. Consider yourself warned

I'm digging the signature, man. Myself, I have a website www.howdesperatemustyoubetowannafukkacamel.com I'll tell you what, I'll take Lequitia from you, because a lot of my customers dig the "ethnic" camels, and I'll trade you "wonder Hump" Wanda, one of my falaffel coupon books...

"Two-Teeth Tanya"?!?!?!?! Oh hell no. I can't even give her away, even if I include coupons for a free Falaffel at the local diner

Just sent her home, but I have a more experienced single hump who's punching in at 6:00. She could show the youngin' a few things.:D

He couldn't handle my 1-hump camel ho's. Excuse me one second. Bessie, stop spitting in front of the customers!!! Daddy needs a new pair of shoes!!" THWACK.

Or some 2-hump camel lovin'

Oops. Sorry:)

The league as a whole is still growing, its only 10 years old. Tell me, if Italy or England decided to start up a baseball league, do you think that they would be any good after only 10 years?? And keep in mind, the US Soccer federation as a whole, in regards to developing players can't...

Very well, my dear. On both counts. Christmas was excellent this year as I was able to spoil my nephew the likes of which my sister will not forgive me for a long time:D. Also, the Mrs. was spoiled yet again this holiday season. RE: My Knee, surgery is no longer an option, as I have been...

I thought everyone in West Virginia got a copy of Deliverance as a baptism gift, handed down from their grandfather who is actually their uncle on his mother/cousin's side twice removed from a previous marriage as a result of a dispute over a moonshine still that happened to cross the property...

"One, One Milanista Midget!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!! *******Thunder Clap********* Nick for Mod.