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Exactly my point M.C Goal poacher! :D

Q: What happened when the frog broke down? (You ready for this) A: He.....H'He...........Got TOAD away. Get it! Toad away. :rofl2: Yeah ok, it was funny at the time. :shifty:

Being British Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all...

I wanna shag my mates Girlfriend but ......................Hold up. I already have. So you can get what you want then. Shame! :smoke:

Anytime! ;)

Eh............. This threads a joke to king Chimi. BadassDevil whats the big facination over this old coot anyway. Or is he good and ramming your back door in? :shifty: .........eh (at home?) :D

Because he never used the correct moisterisure. :smoke:

A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. > > He sits down next to her, and asks her: "Can we have sex?" > > > No," she replies, "I'm married to God." > > She stands up, and gets off at the next stop. > > The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says: "I can...

A married couple are driving along when they see a wounded skunk on the side of the road. They stop, the wife gets out, picks it up, and brings it into the car. She says, "Look, it's shivering, it must be cold. What should I do?" Her husband replies, "Put it between your legs to keep it...