JCK, no disrespect, but I don't think you'd win this competition that I was proposing, seeing as it would actually involve physical combat, not merely attacking your opponents from behind a computer screen ;)
I have my money on Vinman :D
I would love to see a Mortal Kombat style tournament amongst Juventuz Members.
32 Members slugging it out, single round elimination matches :D
I wonder who would win :P