I think Ibramovic is like a slower, whiter, larger nostriled Henry. I don't think he is a target striker just because he's tall.
He's just a taller Saviola.
I'm hungover, and when I looked at the title just scrolling down, it looked like "Ibra Joins" was really "Indiana Jones," which I thought was funny. So I had to change it along with the play nicknames.
Which have to be added to the list...