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Hello Everyone, My name is Nick. Effective Feb 1 I will be the new owner of Juventuz.com after month long discussions with the present owners. This has been an interesting forum for many years and believe it will be a great addition to my personal internet portfolio. I will be making...

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As I have recently acquired Juventuz.org (see other thread) I would like to become more familiar with your team and hoped some of you can help: Please kindly let me know the following: 1. What is EPO? Why did Antonio Conte use it? 2. What is CalcioPoli? 3. What happened in the...

Good Day, My name is Nick. Some may remember me. After months of negotiations I am delighted to announce that I have acquired substantially all the assets of the website Juventuz.org from its current owner. The terms are confidential. The transition period will last several weeks...

Mr. Marty, Dr Juve, Moderators and distinguished Members of Juventuz, the bonds between me and you are strong and enduring. I am convinced that they will continue to strengthen and that the Juventuz Commnity will always find in me a partner nation with which it can share the same vision of the...

Hi my name is Nick and I used to go to Torino..sit in the visitors section .. piss in a balloon and toss it at the Juve Curva during the games.. this one time I ate a five bunches of asparagus and four litres water one hour before ..that event led me to be a 'legend' with the Ultras

Some of you old members may have noticed I returned and wondered if this was another fly by night 'Nick style' attack but in fact I wanted to shed some light here... a few months ago I contacted Marty to purchase the site...I came close to purchasing it a few years ago from Martin but had to...

I have been watching football for a long time ...probably long before most of you young Zebra's were on your Mother's tata's... I have seen the likes of Baggio: R and D pass through your team which despite popular belief was a dark period...seen the overrated Platini days the Vialli and...

Received this disturbing message: Chimp Chump -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi, Chimp Chump back in town I see. Nick, you ass. You like dog in way. Piss all over leg and black and red. haha. I talk to Turk soon. We plot and plot...

And f*ck you all now someone pm me the nickagainsttheworld password before I remind you how a 34 year forward 'never was' who is the most over rated player on earth has no place in the national team except the fact his coach is under a 'spell' and how no matter how you twist it Brazilians are...

This Song is for Lilianna the Godess of Greece, Tzatziki and things from the wonderful land of Paris Latsis Before I start, I should mention I have no previous song writing or vocal experience..I was driven only by my desire and lust for this little Koukla Lilly my darling, you are my...

In honor of Juve’s 29th Scudetto I have compiled 29 Questions for the Ladies, Gentlemen and Burke’s of Juventuz.com…in some questions I have added options but feel free (I encourage you even) to add your own choice (some of your choices if creative and original will receive an 'honorable...

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I received the following message from DR-JUVE....his insightful and brilliant post left a commonfolk simpleton peasant like me wondering...what exactly is a chimp chump...so lets try to decipher what is probably the greatest piece of writing of the 21st Century and ask our feeble minds.. WHAT...

I would like to officially submit my Candidacy as a new moderator at Juventuz.com. This being a democratic society where majority prevails (i.e. Juve Rules...Dida sucks Octupus C***...Incubo is a dwarf...We want to do Emma, etc.) I assume that if enough posters vote for a member he/she is...

Inspired (actually copied word for word) from James Lipton and "Inside the Actor's Studio"...I always wondered what I would answer...a pretty cool/lame/simpletons/deep questionnaire. Post your answers. Be Honest and don't be shy. 1. What is your favorite word? 2. What is your least...

Here are the results to the Incubo's "No Holds Barred" POLL: NOTE: Notable mention means the second person received at least more than two votes AND came in second place. (Classic lines: too good to pass up..some of you are cruel!) ENJOY. 1. Potential for becoming the next...

The following poll was created by me regarding members in this forum and was inspired by ERIK and EMMA’s polls. Some of these questions require more than just a recollection of “who is funny” or “who is boring” but more thinking to make your selection….it begins in a tacky fashion and gains...

:down: Too many stars and this is what happens. Gianni Corrado: Tuttosport: With the big names, big wins and big spectacle at Milan also comes big ego's and even bigger problems. In practice last Friday at Milanello Brazilian Kaka and Ukrainian star Andriy Shevchenko collided in...