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  1. Pirlo's Beard

    Summer Mercato season 2024-25

    There's not a single player in this team I'd give a shit about if they left. Obviously realistically you can't replace an entire team in one go but whoever we decide to let go is fine by me. Such an unlikeable & weak team.
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    Juventus - LIVE Matches 2023-24

    This is the ideal club for him then
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    Massimiliano Allegri

    We have simply regressed to what you'd expect when you try and play with 11 behind the ball against every single club and steal a late winner. Our streak of Gatti or Vlahovic 90 minute headers was always going to end. Embarrassing that Juve have fallen to this. But you could see the mediocrity...
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    Champions League 2023-24

    Half of Tuz owes me an apology They're a nothing team that had the best draw in the modern era to get to the finals. Can't even top their group in 2 attempts ffs
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    Champions League 2023-24

    This is what happens when you don't finish 2nd in a group to somehow Draw 2 broke portugese teams & AC Milan.
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    Champions League 2023-24

    Damn the mighty Inter spent 90 minutes shitting up the place and choked on pens.
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    Massimiliano Allegri

    Counter point 3-0 Barca was Allegri too
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    Juventus - LIVE Matches 2023-24

    I genuinely don't know Probably non stop defensive drills
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    Juventus - LIVE Matches 2023-24

    Worst Juve team in the modern era and a big part of that is the absolute lack of any coaching. After years with the same awful line ups they still have to stop for 2 seconds and look around for a pass because they have no idea where each other are.
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    Juventus - LIVE Matches 2023-24

    The people who suggest that he's really talented and has "potential" just because he's young must be Inter fans
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    Juventus - LIVE Matches 2023-24

    I firmly believe we'd be relegated in the Prem.
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    Matías Soulé

    He'd create half that here let's be serious. Hard to create chances when you're 20 yards from our own goal all day
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    Massimiliano Allegri

    We've been sabotaging our midfield since 2015 it's embarrassing the decisions we've made every step of the way
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    Massimiliano Allegri

    Who knew that defending with 11 men for 90 minutes against clubs with players worth about £100 was unsustainable for 38 games.
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    Massimiliano Allegri

    Our shithousing 1 goal wins against bad teams was always unsustainable. Maybe if we had the best defenders and midfielders we've had in the last 20 years it's a viable way to play but it was always going to end like this. It's just surprising it took this long.
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    Alex Sandro

    It's very hard to care about a club that keeps rewarding some of the shittest players in its history. A proper club would've got rid of him half a decade ago. Instead we roll him out in whatever position we can fit him in and play him at all costs.
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    Massimiliano Allegri

    Imagine if he was the Leverkusen coach They'd have probably lost 3-0 after refusing to put 2 players further than 30 yards from their own goal the entire 90
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    Riccardo Calafiori - D LC - Bologna

    I'm fine with Gatti as depth especially if we're married to playing 3CBs I don't really want anybody except Bremer starting for us at the back tbh.
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    Future coach

    Our only chance at Klopp is if after some time off he wants to start another ambitious long term project but I see him maybe taking a year off then maybe the German job. Imagine a coach who values aggressive pressing football though. I can't even imagine Juve like that. It would be the biggest...
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    Massimiliano Allegri

    Give me some credit I won't ever rank Tottenham that goes without saying :lol: Really you're just dividing up tiers into bigger groups than me. You can have them in your tier 2 if you want but in a competition where only a few teams can realistically win it I have them lower down than you...