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  1. Kaiser Franco

    The Rejuvenated Funny Pics Thread - NO VIDEOS (YouTube Included)

    Nghéééé in Belgiomme we have the beshht beers nghéééé how cantchoo kno dat nghéééé Ma Cristo di un Dio, la nuova provincia del mondo. And then "Duvel". The besht beersh. As if we're talking haute cuisine or the third law of thermodynamics. FFS even in Sichuan Im seeing more than...
  2. Kaiser Franco

    15 Il compleanno di Frederik Sorensen

    "Il Compleanno di Frederik Sorensen" oddio muoio!!! "Il Compleanno di Frederik Sorensen"!!! Che ridolaccia!! Ma quest'uomo è un genio!!! Ma come gli vengono?? Come gli vengono???
  3. Kaiser Franco

    The official Italy trip (Juventus) thread

    My advice is go see Peppino Sputzenberg aka "Spuzzo", in via Piccolomini. He's a bit erratic at times, don't ever mention Raul Gardini and Carrara marble or he might chop your nose off with a single bite before you can say "Pep". You'll find him at bar Pera, next to the Pollacci brothers'...
  4. Kaiser Franco

    Nick Against the World

    Zé the fatso with an inferiority complex the size of Kawagarbo? That figures. I see no Italian Trump around here, though I do run into a lot of orange faces.
  5. Kaiser Franco

    Nick Against the World

    So who changed my nickname and signature? There's a list of mods to choose from in the section where it happened. Im betting on "X", he sounds like a sfigataurvs maximvs.
  6. Kaiser Franco

    NEW USERS:announce yourselves and get your balls cupped here

    He did spit on my feet, but that was only because the kora takes you through the most untouched parts of physical Tibet, where every inch of ground is sacred. Did you know that no human has ever managed to conquer Mount Kawagarbo, and that those who did try have either given up or perished...
  7. Kaiser Franco

    NEW USERS:announce yourselves and get your balls cupped here

    It's the Uyghurs Martin, the damn Uyghurs. There I was, minding my own kora with the Tibet men, when out of the blue came this Uyghur, cupping my balls in a bowl of chickpeas.
  8. Kaiser Franco

    NEW USERS:announce yourselves and get your balls cupped here

    Just a username yeah, but it's MY username, it's all I have. "ImaBitzfeshmilanista nghééééé nghéééé" "10th place shcudettow mpf mpff" O the subhumanity, the cerebral ballcuppism to its quintessence. I am in awe. Forza ISIS, we deserve you.
  9. Kaiser Franco

    NEW USERS:announce yourselves and get your balls cupped here

    Im okay, busy repopulating the New Centre of the World with cute little heptalingual semi-laowai. Do you want to do a Kora around Amnye Machen? Who's the utter sfigaz who changed my nickname? It can't be you, I'd lose a lot of respect. Not for the attempt, for the sheer poorness of it. - - -...
  10. Kaiser Franco

    NEW USERS:announce yourselves and get your balls cupped here

    Because you're a bimbominkia chiavamai e apolide der cazzo and probably a fag too, so you need to suck on this mink, it's a free drink, says MC Cavallo.
  11. Kaiser Franco

    NEW USERS:announce yourselves and get your balls cupped here

    Hi, my name is Alex but you can call me Pepis or Veto, Uli Veto. Im from a village between Xichang and Butuo, I teach maths in an elementary school and on the weekends I sell shit to the tourists who visit the Taoist sites nearby. My wife left me for the village chief many years ago. In the mid...
  12. Kaiser Franco

    The official Italy trip (Juventus) thread

    You can't buy a ticket, you must be Italian for that. Funny thing actually, it turns out that the brand new SNCF trains linking Nice to Ventimiglia....are too big to safely enter Italian galleries. So for the time being the French trains stop at Mentone, where passengers are picked up by the...
  13. Kaiser Franco

    Nick Against the World

    Im sorry for you, gobbi. Well not quite, Im sorry for Inglund, who haven't reached a final yet in the Pado's lifetime. Im sorry for the gobbetti here at bimbominkia central, who don't make me miss the old days. Im sorry for Gigione Buffoon, that fascistoid cafoon. Im sorry for Andy Agnelli...
  14. Kaiser Franco

    [CL] Champions League 2014/15

    Bernabeu though, what a place. A proper stadiazo. It's basically one Puffentus on top of another Puffentus. Plus enough space for a fourth ring. Just like that, a sfregio.
  15. Kaiser Franco

    Tuz Meet Up In Berlin

    Count me in bros.
  16. Kaiser Franco

    Nick Against the World

    Tbh Lega Nord are populist buffoons rather than fascists. They have become an even greater source of amusement since young Salvini took over from Bossi at the helm. On the whole they are definitely less worrying than some of the groups that are popping up elsewhere in Europe (or in America for...
  17. Kaiser Franco

    Nick Against the World

    Amidst the landslide win of NKOTB Matthew Renzi's centre-left in the latest local elections, one city has decided to go against the tide by picking its first ever Lega Nord mayor. It is, of course, the city of Padova. In this post you will get the chance to better familiarize yourselves with...
  18. Kaiser Franco

    Nick Against the World

    I like homosexuals too, just not sure the Jesus crowd do. But you could have gone for the Turin-made Maserati Ghibli, the Fiat 500 are all assembled in Serbia now.. In other news, having your kids born in a Chinese hospital, that's another adventure.
  19. Kaiser Franco

    The official Italy trip (Juventus) thread

    Hi guys Im going to Turin next month with my dad and I would love to take the chance and watch the boys at the Puffentus. I remember reading here that a guy named Balky could provide legit tickets, have you heard of him? Anything else worth seeing in Turin? I hear they make Nutella and cars...
  20. Kaiser Franco

    Nick Against the World

    Aye, though I seem to remember that the officer approached us on my side first and that maybe my answering with a thumb up and a smile to his gesticulating affected his mood. A courageous choice that of the Fiat 500 : isn't it considered as a homosexual car in North Carolina? - - - Updated - -...