Nope, that's revenge. ;) You are familiar with what Mrs. Maldini really means right? And I have yet to meet a single guy who likes a cheesy nickname, especially one with poodle in it. ;)
Well since I am the only one of the trio who doesn't have a pic in this thread, I feel obligated to tell you guys that I weigh 427.539 pounds. Now where is my line up of boys? Pucker up mama's coming get you.