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Maybe stop talking to fat bitches that overeat?

That is heartbreaking. RIP to both brothers. I can't imagine what their parents must be going through right now.

I'll take him with open arms.

FIFA has been better since at least 2010-2011.

The Jews know of our existence now. We'll get our lives ruined one by one. @Tomice, anything you can do to stop Mossad from finding Siamak's gay fap folder and getting him beheaded?

I ain't staying up until 4am to watch the first Juve game. Don't know how Aussies deal with shitty kick off times all season.

Nothing, I already knew I had at least one cyst but didn't know/didn't remember I had two more since the last time my balls were checked was like 12 years ago. They benign but can sometimes hurt although I never experienced pain like that before. Just ibuprofen and more supportive boxers will...

She's blonde and has a sex tape

Don't worry. I'll leave you a mid English lady in my will.

Bruh, we know you're high 24/7

I have 3 cysts in my bawls. Goodbye tuz

Nice. Hopefully you find something better before you're made redundant though. I know I would lose all motivation to work for a company that's on the verge of collapse.

It took 6 hours to be seen by a clinician and another hour to be discharged without a diagnosis. They've sent me to another hospital and I'm being seen by a specialist and getting some imaging done. I'm now 10 hours deep into this NHS adventure and it's likely to extend for another hour or two...

Thanks G. Hopefully the wait is the most grueling part. Been here for over 4 hours and still haven't been seen by a doctor.

Why u not in bed yet

Currently at A&E. I couldn't sleep from the pain. Man, the NHS really is in shambles. Been here for like two hours and all I've done is give a urine sample.

My right testicle has been hurting since yesterday. Am I dead chat?

Lolrata missed his pen and made gaynaldo win another trophy