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    Francisco Conceição

    I'd love some sort of wildcard trident up front with him, Yildiz and somebody else (Randal maybe?) Unpredictable and good on the ball. Nightmare to defend against
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    Dušan Vlahović

    If he does let's all hope Tudor figures out how to use him in the team. Having a player on twice the wages of the rest will suck, but it will suck even worse if he's sitting on the bench sulking all the time. Come to think of it if he does do well though and we want to renew he likely won't...
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    Igor Tudor - Manager

    I'm particularly prone to optimism but the vibes I'm getting are positive from all of this. We're taking smaller risks, not being promised the moon but at the same time it feels more likely to yield positive results. I like Tudor: he has experience (even with mixed results) and actually I...
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    Igor Tudor - Manager

    Savona also better suited to RCB than RB. 1749622619 The bit I care about is a midfield 3. The structure around it can be whatever. Locatelli Thuram and whoever else we add (hopefully Koopmeiners is the man if he gets over his flu) should be the core.
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    Balochistan Museum of Shaving (was: Gillette ups the ante, unveils 5-blade razor)

    Yes but can you shave your ass as well for next time please?
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    Dušan Vlahović

    You're my boi. And I will pick you up.
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    Andrea Cambiaso

    Whatever we sell him for and whoever we sell him to I expect him to suddenly play at his best again. He strikes me as somebody bored at Juve. That kind of bored where it doesn't matter which coach we bring in he's not going to pick himself up just needs a change of scene. Many such cases
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    Future coach

    I remember the whole thing was Spaletti had a deal with us but ADL wouldn't let him, so he went to the Italy job as cover while his Napoli contract ran down. Everybody was 100% sure about it...and now nothing. What happened?
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    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    Somebody check if @Cronios is okay please
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    Weston “Chubby Bunny” McKennie

    Cool interview with Wes on the CWC website front page https://www.fifa.com/en/tournaments/mens/club-world-cup/usa-2025/articles/weston-mckennie-juventus-interview Some parts:
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    CWC - General Discussion

    How much?
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    Francisco Conceição

    What Tudor did for the 5 games with a decimated group of players I don't think is reflective of what he'd do if appointed for a full season. That said, Chico had a part to play. Actual no brainer
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    Francisco Conceição

    Even if we don't want to keep him sign him and immediately profit! Even if at this stage selling him on would be dumb af because he's doing well - it's still better than letting Porto take the payday instead.
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    Damien Comolli - General manager

    I don't like that any success we get under this guy will be used as evidence of the superiority of the statistical approach and will further the removal of the soul and character from this once-great sport.
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    Serie A 2025-26

    Didnt you hear? The coach doesn't matter it's all about the players bro.
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    Francisco Conceição

    I'd love a 10 year old Giovinco back in the Next Gen. We could pump him full of hormones like they did to Messi. Doping isn't doping if it's a short child. How dopeventus missed this loophole is a mystery lost to time
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    A1 - Artificial 1ntelligence

    Fake news https://www.juventuz.com/threads/to-remember-and-never-forget-juventuz-moments.31766/page-25#post-6654146
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    Damien Comolli - General manager

    This ALMOST got me :grin: Best troll post I've seen in absolute ages
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    Damien Comolli - General manager

    Getting Tudor confirmed as well means we'll have French, Balkan, Uruguayan (Montero) and inevitable Italian influence on the team. This is the fucking way. We're coming back, lads!