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3 weeks to go until the start of the season and we are absolutely fucking trash and are in desperate need of 4 or more starting quality players. We are at a complete standstill. Probably the most depressing time to be a Juventus fan since 2010.

Alex Sandro from Aug 2015 to Jan 18 was one of the best LBs in Europe.

I’d keep Tiago Djalo any day over the disaster that is Lloyd Kelly.

Locatelli looks ok so far too. But the usual suspects still look like shit absolute shit and will no doubt be stinking it up as the season goes on.

And apparently Tudor rates him too.

Easily Kostic, Koopmeiners, Kelly and Nico have no business being anywhere near this squad. And we spent €110m on three of them :lol3:

Our starting LCB :touched: And this club think it is totally ok not to invest in this area. Nothing to see here.

Manninger was good for us. Should be Chimenti.

Watch us cave and give into Marseilles for the initial amount they offered or maybe slightly more. Even after all of Comolli’s tough guy BS.

Proud of muh Greco-Roman-Germanic-North African genetic mix :baus:

And then the management, coach, and sycophant fans will use that as an excuse as the season progresses and our results suck. “We are struggling because our new players haven’t had time to settle into a new team with new tactics!” Same fucking bullshit every year.

Oh it’s going to get less boring by the end of the month…but not in a good way. That’s when the pathetic panic-buying begins.

It’s also extremely inaccurate in a historical sense but funny as fuck. Sicilians are a crazy mix genetically. But very little sub-Saharan African blood.

@.zero @Bjerknes Historic picture of a meeting between these two uncovered.

:rofl:

Clunge. Minge.

Gash. Hairy axe wound.

Italian figa

He’s already won me over :touched:

Team loaded with deadwood, no incoming players, no sporting director, Comolli being Comolli, a month of mercato gone and still basically the same team as last year…and the club seemingly happy and satisfied with all of this.