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I'm good at negotiating. I will take Salihamidget for some Cevapi and Burek and make him drink copious amounts of Dunjevača and Žilavka. If he doesn't agree to my terms after that, I will bring a broom from the taverna kitchen and ram it up his poop chute until he acquiesces to Juve's demands.

I'm certain teams like Etihad FC, Chelshit, and even the Red Cunts of Manc can pay more, but the question is whether De Ligt will go there?! :boh: :b81:

We should be able to close at 75 million as the base + 10 million in relatively easy to achieve bonuses.

No, it won't. Stop your nonsense.

Again, defenders don't win you games. Unless you've been living under a rock, teams defend as a unit now. It's all about systems and functioning as a unit. There are no more defenders in the mould of Cannavaro, Nesta, Chiellini, Baresi or Maldini. De Ligt is a very good young defender. Is he...

The best defender in Serie A and top 3 CB in World Football Bremer? That guy? He's an absolute beast :P :D :b81:

We are inferior though. Dominating cannon fodder opposition only to be owned consistently by mediocre opposition in Europe over the past 3-4 seasons delineates this harsh reality. We haven't won Europe's Elite competition in over 25 years!

Bayern can fuck off then. We're not Leverkusen or Dortmund. They can fish for cheap deals in the Bundesfiga. Didn't they drop like 80 million on Hernandez just 3 years ago? Pay up or fuck off. No way that Di Farzio news is true - there's no way Allegrisaurus is that delusional or retarded.

No. Fuck that.

He'll end up leaving next summer for 50-60 million.

Because they're garbaggio, local Jarbonis who don't command high wages, play like shit, and are more than happy to wear the shirt, even if it implies sitting on the bench, in the stands or cleaning toilets. 1656625821 What project? :boh: :numnum: :b81:

I'd take 180 million + fagjinho and plumberson. I hear JJ needs a new janitor and fagjinho can sell hot dogs and popcorn, creating a true "ball park" experience.

We don't need Plumberson - no one ever needs a Jabroni. We might choose to add one, but need is not the appropriate word.

You have an entire horde of players you could choose from Chelsea if they desperately want De Ligt and you opt for Plumberson Failieir? Fucking Plumberson? That's the equivalent of dating the ugliest, chubbiest and smelliest girl at school.

Wrong player.

Fuck the EPL and fuck this tree trunk if he wants to go there.

Lenglet is absolute dogshit. He's the French equivalent of a Jabroni - Les Dechets. 1656187919 :shifty: I mean if it's ball handling you want, he's been doing it pretty well in our area, conceding all those penalties in the process.

I don't like him - I guess that's what's wrong :boh:

Arrivederci can eat shit off a pogo stick.

De Shitz is no Cannavaro, Nesta or Maldini. For 100 million, you drive him to the airport, give him a Piaget, a nice Amarone, and wish him all the best. 1656101644 So you want us to sell him for 50 million? Fucking ridiculous proposal. Fagjinho is worth a can of diet coke and a pack of...