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“Some say that this championship is easy for us, since Milan and Fiorentina were penalised and Juve are in Serie B,” he stated. “I don’t care what people say, we are playing very well and taking advantage of the situation. If we had been demoted, the other clubs would have behaved exactly...

A man goes for a blood test, after the test the nurse didn't find cotton so she put his finger in her mouth, the man asked why she was doing that and she said "to stop the blood". The man replies, "then can I give a urine test plz?"

Is this whole Chimenti thing an exaggerated joke? edit: byrone get on msn dude, it's been a while

Dude, it's like all the Norwegian jokes the Swede's have and Pakistani's have about Indians, etc.. It's a neighbor thing ;)

An Italian, an American, and an Indian, all construction workers, meet for lunch on a beam several stories high. The italian opens his lunch box and finds Spaghetti and gets pissed, "Everyday I get the same shit, I swear if I get this shit again I'm gonna jump and end it!" The American opens...

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"A guy is walking along a road, when he sees a beautiful woman sitting under the tree. The woman says "This is your lucky day! it's all yours" as she takes off her clothes. The guy is stunned for a minute as he doesn't know what to do. Finally he takes the cycle sitting beside the girl and takes...

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