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    Adrien Rabiot

    I don’t care about Rabiot, and I didn’t care during the summer either, whether he stayed or left. Still, it was hilarious to see how easily he dominated Locatelli.
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    Nicolò Fagioli

    Koopmeiners is back. With 4 players in the starting XI with primary attacking duties, Motta opts for Locatelli and Thuram in central midfield over the defensively limited Fagioli. We weren't chasing a win vs Udinese and Torino so there was no need for Fagioli to replace Loca and Thuram. Against...
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    Kenan Yıldız

    Yildiz already scoring as many goals as during the whole last season is a great stat. Except that last season he played a total of 1085 minutes and so far this season he played 1150 minutes
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    Champions League 2024-25 (historic m*rda debacle edition)

    It happened in the group stages too, when there were groups of death and some piss easy groups. Until they decide to go for a superleague where everyone plays everyone, it's gonna remain unbalanced. If this was the old format, our group could have been: City, Juve, Lille, Stuttgart. It also...
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    'Murica!

    I've identified as a leftist for pretty much my entire life. Yet, over the past 5 years or so, I've felt gradually nudged toward the center, and today I find myself closer to the right than to the left. Perhaps it's a mix of the left changing radically and me becoming more conservative with age...
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    Pierre Kalulu

    He started the season like a boss, but I don't like what I'm seeing lately.
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    Russia - Ukraine Conflict 2022

    I don't like Trump, but I'm bored so gooo Trump.
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    Weston “Royale Avec Fromage” McKennie

    If the instructions he got from Motta were to do absolutely nothing and kill the game with nothingness, he was really good.
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    Manuel Locatelli

    What a joke of a player :lol:
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    Thiago "The Fired Fraud" Motta

    Brilliant subs, dumbass. You killed our momentum.
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    Juventus - LIVE Matches 2024-25

    We're counter-attacking with Conceicao on the right. I say to myself: "I'll count to 5 before the inevitable happens". 1... 2... 3, Kalulu and Gatti are passing the ball between themselves.
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    Juventus - LIVE Matches 2024-25

    If he didn't learn that by now, he never will.
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    Juventus - LIVE Matches 2024-25

    With Vlahovic instead of David, do you guys think that it would have been a chance at all, even less a goal? It would have been offside or he wouldn't have been open at all for a pass.
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    Juventus - LIVE Matches 2024-25

    We haven't played jihadball, but I'm not sure that Motta will be happy with how we fuck up the basics. We conceded seconds after we were in a counter ffs. We fucked up so much in the final third. Our transition sucks. We robbed ourselves of two goals because the pass or the forward run came too...
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    Juventus - LIVE Matches 2024-25

    So who else thinks that the next time Koop finds himself in a 100% chance, it won't be offside, but he won't score?
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    Teun Koopmeiners

    I don't remember if the misses happened in serie A or against PSV and Leipzig, but he definitely missed a lot more than two 100% chances. He's hitting the post, the bar, his shots are saved or go wide. He took 16 shots on goal this season, 9 of which were from inside the penalty area, failing to...
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    Teun Koopmeiners

    His movement is so good that he finds himself in 100% chances more than anyone else, even Vlahovic. It also seems that we're much better with him on the pitch. But boy is he missing chances. It's probably some 6-7 100% chances that he missed already, without scoring a single goal.
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    Danilo

    This gives me hope. I feared that he was rested before a CL match, but it looks like Motta realized that Danilo shouldn't start matches.
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    [Serie A] Udinese 0-2 Juventus [2nd November, 2024 18:00 CET]

    The stats I gave are Serie A+CL, so Perin conceded two. That's 1 in 150. But one of the two was a penalty from Šeško, and the other was after a heroic performance vs Stuttgart.
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    Dušan Vlahović

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