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Who needs originality? This also took 2 minutes which fits in nicely with my real life, real job, real work. You know?

Blogged for longitivity.

Ok that isnt the right image. Must be some hotlink shite. I dont know what that shite is. I meant to post an image of Powers Gold Label.

In an internet cafe in Rome and a basement of a slum in the states Andy and Nick have another early evening Skype meeting. Nick: Say Andy I am worried, I can not make any friends in real life. In Jventuz everyone loves me and I have my own thread and all but in the real world it just won’t...

Hi, I'm worried our friend Mickey Burke has contracted clamidia. I'm collecting some money so we can get him a quick check over at the clinic, just to be sure. As you know the American health care system is a shambles if you're a wigga you don't really get looked after. So if you have a...

What are you on?

Possibly.

Thats the only thing anyone should ever really drink.

Before hitting submit did 'hmm too obvious' even enter your empty head? What a knob.

What a loser.

Aye?

She must be so unhappy.

It's not physical.

I have one, I will write in it about my favourite juventuz members. turd.jvuentuz.com

I'd like to report the massive bug on my window. I think it's a beetle of some sort.

You need to get offline more mate. Shall I find you a friend?

What's his facebook name? I'd nearly sign up just to see it.

London, Soho. It sounds better than it is.

Yes you said that last time.

Ah yeah. Ugly, old or a pedo.