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  1. Bjerknes

    Juventus - LIVE Matches 2024-25

    It's hard to play 90 minutes every single match, especially after late nights at the poker table.
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    Juventus - LIVE Matches 2024-25

    Chico tap dancing as a warm up Kolo Muani wiggling his knees like he spent 6 months at JJ Medical
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    Juventus - LIVE Matches 2024-25

    Teun "The Dumptruck" Kopemeiners
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    Juventus - LIVE Matches 2024-25

    Anything is possible if we sell Yildiz.
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    Juventus - LIVE Matches 2024-25

    Every big club's dream, Lloyd Kelly bombing down the flank and putting crosses in.
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    Juventus - LIVE Matches 2024-25

    Lecce looks just as bad as Monza. Horrible side, would probably get relegated to League 1.
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    'Murica!

    This is fantastic news for my SOXL Calls. But bad news for all those "we can produce them ourselves!" dipshitters.
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    Juventus - LIVE Matches 2024-25

    Keep in mind it was the same thing when Motta first started. Juve 3 Como 0 Hellas 0 Juve 3 Everyone was super excited that we finally got an amazing coach. Give it time, disappointment will arrive sooner or later as we re-trend to the mean.
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    Kenan Yıldız

    Jungtoli is licking his decrepit Napolitano lips at the offers he's going to get this summer.
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    Juventus - LIVE Matches 2024-25

    Nice finish by the guy Jungtoli wants to sell.
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    Juventus - LIVE Matches 2024-25

    Vlahovic has the worst touch in football
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    Ligue 1 2024-25

    OK then let’s just get Barcola then lmao
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    Serie A 2024-25

    Going to be hilarious when we buy Tonali in the summer and then he gets slapped with another year long ban. :lol:
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    Mattia Perin

    Another Fagioli
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    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    Stick with what we have, like the amazing Lloyd Kelly?
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    [Serie A] Juventus 2-1 Lecce [12th April, 2025 20:45 CEST]

    I don’t understand this “make informed decision” stuff. All the players you mentioned we are obligated to buy or make payments on in the summer. Their ships have already sailed. They were horrible signings to begin with and them getting minutes won’t change that.
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    Russia - Ukraine Conflict 2022

    Looks like Europe is preparing for war. https://x.com/akihheikkinen/status/1910791181769859100?s=46&t=44zFspkwtn4Oth1i9vk6Xg
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    Stock Market

    SOXL up 6%, but my calls not up 6%. What sort of scam is this? I blame Trump.
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    Weston “Royale Avec Fromage” McKennie

    Another JJ witch hunt. Everyone in the US plays online poker. While most people in Italy probably don't even have internet.
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    Champions League 2024-25 (historic m*rda debacle edition)

    Everything he said is 100% spot on. That's why so many of our players are typically fragile and get hurt so easily. They're all too busy standing still in whatever stupid formation the pawn masters implement.