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  1. Bjerknes

    'Murica!

    Once California secedes from the Nazi States of Murica, I will formally move there and ensure @Nomuken is deported to a slave labor camp in West Virginia where he will fish for mountain trout all day for little wages. The funny thing is the people there will hate him too because he’s Mexican...
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    La Liga 2024-25

    Fucking sore losers in Madrid. They’ve really become just the most pretentious dirtbags in the world of sports. Rudiger should be banned from the game.
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    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    Can totally see us buying Tavares for 40M and then he flops so easily.
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    Juventus Shirts

    Amazing sponsor, horrible design as usual by All Day I Dream About Suffocating.
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    Board & Management

    Why are you guys worried? We already are a laughing stock. It can’t get much worse. These guys know what it means to be shite. Maybe we can learn a thing or two.
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    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    He is the new Crespo since he beat Kelly to the ball, so sure. Lets do it.
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    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    I prefer Lucca. This system is begging for a one dimensional beanpole like him.
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    Serie A 2024-25

    He probably had to abandon the place completely due to all the flooding there last summer. Which was Biden's fault, of course.
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    Russia - Ukraine Conflict 2022

    Looks like Murican taliban. Hopefully it was one of those good 'ol Raytheon's that got 'em.
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    Azzurri Thread

    It will be a long time before Glue Azzurri is back at the top. Might be forever if half their players are addicted to gambling.
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    Serie A 2024-25

    I don't know about that. Keep in mind North Carolinians are most likely big tariff guys. I would approach the situation with caution since many Walmart products are too expensive now. Canada and China are to blame.
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    Serie A 2024-25

    Alen was basically born and raised in North Carolina.
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    [Serie A] Juventus 2-0 Monza [27th April, 2025 18:00 CEST]

    Tudor is beyond rigid. He's also turgid. This 3-4-3 is going to be our second death, just like that stupid 3-5-2 with Chiellini as playmaker that we had to endure during the BBC years. Now we'll have the three footballing clansmen next year with Kelly or Kalulu having to pull the strings as...
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    Cristiano Giuntoli

    All he needs is one more chance to get us to where we want to be. I have faith for Serie B.
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    Douglas Luiz

    Keep at all costs. I want to see him become the new Arthur so we can fully enjoy the Jungtoli experience for years to come.
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    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    The chances of Tonali being a success here are very slim. His agent should know better. If he comes, he will either be ruined by our bad envrionment, or FIGC will ban him for legal betting. It would be really bad for the AzZzZzZurri as well. I want to see us keep Luiz so we make him rot in...
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    'Murica!

    Nice job fucking Nazi dipshits.
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    Lloyd Kelly

    Just saw the goal. Kelly got raped. Even the commentator said the scorer looked like Crespo compared to him. I bet this Brit prick doesnt even know who that is.
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    Igor Tudor

    Moving during corners just wastes energy. And considering how bad Vlahovic is it's better to just stand still and hope the ball deflects off someone into the goal. Koopmeiners is the best in the world at corners they say.
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    Dušan Vlahović

    I hope he leaves for free.