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  1. Turdhead

    R.I.P. Todd and Timmy

    You do have good words, cancersack.
  2. Turdhead

    Nick Against the World

    I just realised I didn't jump on the chance to call you a darkie beater there. Where you pleased?
  3. Turdhead

    My Last Year on the Computer

    Did you come out without your anal hat on?
  4. Turdhead

    My Last Year on the Computer

    You act like one. I know a girl who shags guys selectively for £60 a hour, she's nice looking too. Interested?
  5. Turdhead

    My Last Year on the Computer

    Are you a virgin?
  6. Turdhead

    Nick Against the World

    They are on, they just seem buggy with tabbed browsing. Thanks though. I don't facebook, though I might if your nutsack is on there and plenty of abuse goes around?
  7. Turdhead

    Nick Against the World

    It's a hassle to view this thread now. Doesn't come up in the latest posts, stuck in the hangout making me scroll and look for it and asks me for the fucking password all the time. Someone facebooked Nick? Tell him I want to talk to him, something serious.
  8. Turdhead

    My Last Year on the Computer

    No, see, I'm not here sucking your cock for posting a shite thread from an email. I'm here telling you this is a shite thread and always wear a seatbelt, cocksnot.
  9. Turdhead

    I Wet Dream Of........(insert hottie) Thread

    Yeah very. I don't even have pics that old of myself.
  10. Turdhead

    I Wet Dream Of........(insert hottie) Thread

    By the way Burke, that's weird that you kept a picture of me. Seriously. Haha!
  11. Turdhead

    I Wet Dream Of........(insert hottie) Thread

    I used to be so cool.
  12. Turdhead

    Nick Against the World

    Reminds me of a joke. What's the difference in a darkie and a bicycle? If you chain up a bicycle it won't start singing.
  13. Turdhead

    Nick Against the World

    Only when the outfit calls for it. Comfort first.
  14. Turdhead

    My Last Year on the Computer

    Rename this thread to 'Burke has his dong out, come and have a taste'.
  15. Turdhead

    The Secret Diary of NATW

    Pado, I love you.
  16. Turdhead

    Welcome to the new Juventuz.com site!

    Sure, knock up a thread, i'm sure others would donate, if people put it a little now and again that would add up to a bit once in a while, do you realise how much money this forum wastes on coke and prostitudes? There's no point you doing stuff for jack shit.
  17. Turdhead

    I Wet Dream Of........(insert hottie) Thread

    Seriously though, when me and Pado get coked up and go at it, we hurt each other. He is a fantastic lover. Best I've had.
  18. Turdhead

    Welcome to the new Juventuz.com site!

    Jesus man, you deserve some ham. Set up a paypal, we will donate.
  19. Turdhead

    I Wet Dream Of........(insert hottie) Thread

    Oh I see, I didn't get you there. I wet dream of Pado in ladies pants and slingbacks. Do you ever wet dream of that? You could wet dream of me and Pado going at like buffalo in the back of his car?