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  1. Bjerknes

    Global Warming Discussion

    Mid Atlantic weather is seriously the worst. And when it's not raining, it's humid as fuck and the bugs are everywhere. I can't wait to move to a fucking desert.
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    'what are you currently listening to' Part 2

    I’m a big old school Coldplay fan, mostly their first three albums, but I appreciate how they can continue to churn out positive music in a world of darkness. CM is my dude.
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    Teun Koopmeiners

    The spaces between the black and white stripes are exact measurements of Alisha's ding dong before, during, and after.
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    La Liga 2024-25

    Which will be the next time we play them thanks to Jungtoli.
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    Massimiliano Allegri

    Our Wenger :touched:
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    Massimiliano Allegri

    He knew he was a goner at this point. I guess kudos to him for acting out as a parting gift.
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    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    This shouldn't be shocking to anyone. Dribble Monkey just flat out blows. What should be more shocking is that this Ajax reject was even loaned in the first place.
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    Cristiano Giuntoli

    Jungtoli is worse than them combined.
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    La Liga 2024-25

    I doubt even Buffon could have saved that.
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    Douglas Luiz

    I bet he can't get off that girl dick.
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    La Liga 2024-25

    Fucking nasty. Best player in the world already probably.
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    Stock Market

    Bought some 7/18 GOOG 185 calls on this. Of course, if the market tanks because of Trumpism, they will go to zero. But the chart doesn’t look bad. Usually summer things go up.
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    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    Cabal is a defender and not Pedri. We don't want a defender giving the ball away that many times, especially since chances are he's in our own half.
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    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    Look at those possession lost stats. Terrible.
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    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    Cabal also sucks with the ball, his passing was horrible. The guy was another pointless, expensive signing by the DipShit.
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    Juventus Shirts

    Adidas had an open net from the penalty spot and they choked it away.
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    Dean Huijsen

    Dean HugeSuck Hierro. Jungtoli sold a future Real legend for peanuts.
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    'Murica!

    I fucking love AI.
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    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    He was primarily a Motta obsession most likely. Inter is rumored to be after him now.
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    Juventus Shirts

    Could she have chosen a darker color for the lip liner? Yama-hama, it's fright night. @DAiDEViL