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    'what are you currently listening to' Part 2

    Oh man, I think that camel I ate in Marrakech is finally turning my insides out. Feeling that hot black cauldron of death as I sit over the toilet, the only way to fill the void of my bowels is Japan's The Stalin
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    'Murica!

    It’s the classic problem of scale. When you aim for scale, you’re trying to chemically and environmentally produce egg factories optimized to spit out product as fast and consistently mediocre as possible.
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    'Murica!

    First they came for the ice skaters, and I did not speak out— Because I was not an ice skater.
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    What Are You Doing Right Now?

    So you're saying there's a Bolivian Juve coach in our future?
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    What Are You Doing Right Now?

    So eating is like sex for you, amirite? :cool: If you're suggesting that knowledge is still out in the wild, that fails my Occam's Razor test as much as the old tropes of "We can't explain it, therefore UFO aliens" or "We can't explain it, therefore God". I could see that the braintrust...
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    What Are You Doing Right Now?

    :lol:
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    What Are You Doing Right Now?

    Oh, and just laying this here for my Muslim brothers: does it ever make you roll your eyes when some nouveau diet guru tells you all about the great secrets of intermittent fasting and yet they have never heard of iftar?
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    What Are You Doing Right Now?

    Ah, this one is perhaps where you and I differ. It’s more of a recent revelation of mine: that society believes in an infinite accumulation of knowledge and awareness. We stand on the shoulders of giants. Blah blah blah. I call b.s. Civilizational knowledge is rather finite. We socially forget...
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    Renato Veiga

    Nice handball, fool
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    Lloyd Kelly

    Giuntoli must have lost a bet or owed a favor to some Arab billionaires.
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    'Murica!

    I think Pritzker's quote gives you a sense of the level of suckupitude required of the 5.
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    JustGep

    Nothing worth saving, really
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    [Serie A] Fiorentina 3-0 Juventus [16th March, 2025 18:00 CET]

    0-4 at home to 0-3 away? This team is in the way up! To the moon!!!
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    Juventus - LIVE Matches 2024-25

    Are we winning yet?
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    Juventus - LIVE Matches 2024-25

    So much winning
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    Juventus - LIVE Matches 2024-25

    Are we winning yet?
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    Juventus - LIVE Matches 2024-25

    Are we winning yet?
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    What Are You Doing Right Now?

    And what’s with this animal carpet wall-to-wall?! [emoji1]
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    What Are You Doing Right Now?

    Time to play American Tard and ask for an Alluha Akhbar Frappuccino
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    Future coach

    And you thought it was animal meat. [emoji2960] On topic, 10€ or not, our coaches have a hard time serving an edible meal when the front office is supplying the restaurant with week-old roadkill.